Session 17 Chat Log

Chat log started at 14.11.2012 / 20:46:49

3.5E v2.9.1 ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II.
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‘dublish’ connected
‘Keah’ connected
‘Sam’ connected
Campaign saved.
DM is speaking :
Does this know all the monstrous languages?
Translated Yuan-ti: Does this know all the monstrous languages?
DM: nope
Eilir: aw.
DM: I’ll have to pick some of the non-Greyhawk Eberron languages.
ElectricCaveman: Or do some coding on the extension.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): where’s matt?
Keah (Eilir): oh yeah. peter, the map is gone. all the otkens and grid are there, but i see no drawring.
Campaign saved.
ElectricCaveman: That’s peculiar, but it’s the same on mine.
ElectricCaveman: I’ll re-draw something close.
Keah (Eilir): hm…
Keah (Eilir): i think at this point all we need is the little valley area that Bob is backed into. we weren’t using the boulders or anything in our strategery.
ElectricCaveman: close enough, I suppose
Keah (Eilir): works for me.
ElectricCaveman: The corner is too wide, but it works.
Campaign saved.
‘Matt’ connected
dublish (Æthelmyr): MATT WHERE ARE YOU
ElectricCaveman: I just got the "‘Matt’ connected" message
Campaign saved.
DM: Okay. When we left off, it was Xenia’s turn, I think?
DM: Yeah, Xenia had attacked, still her turn.
[TURN] Xenia
Sam (Xenia): right, and I had just asked Eilir if she needed healing?
DM: yep
Keah (Eilir): and i bravely said i was okay, even though i might actually need healing.
Keah (Eilir): i am at 7.
Xenia: I take a swing at the shaman with my quaterstaf.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [1d20+3 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
DM: You already did that
Campaign saved.
Sam (Xenia): oh. whoops.
DM: And missed then, too.
Sam (Xenia): well, karma got me then, I suppose.
Keah (Eilir): it’s her birthday.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Third time’s the charm! Do it again!
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 16
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 20
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3
User ‘Keah’ has gone AFK.
[TURN] Eilir
Matt (Avaril the Average): Well this is shit.
ElectricCaveman: Bad timing on Katheryn’s part.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Lovely weather, amirite?
cricket chirrups in a cliched fashion.
Sam (Xenia): it got super cold here yesterday. So I am knitting myself a hat hat.
ElectricCaveman: A yellow and burnt orange hat with fluffy bits?
Keah (Eilir): sorry. coworker is having computer problems, and im the resident IT.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I am still waiting for my knit panzer slippers.
Sam (Xenia): no. but david wants one of those.
Keah (Eilir): it’s hard to do computer stuff without being able to see and point.
Sam (Xenia): Don’t hold your breath, kyle
dublish (Æthelmyr): Gasp!
Campaign saved.
DM: Eilir should kill something now.
dublish (Æthelmyr): You’re supposed to be knitting slippers for everyone!
dublish (Æthelmyr): You’re married!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Married women knit slippers!
ElectricCaveman: Sam, I need a Doctor Who scarf for my play!
Matt (Avaril the Average): Sam knit me something to yell at.
Sam (Xenia): oh god. do you know how long that would take me? A normal scarf that I just finished for my sister took more than 15 hours of knitting time.
Sam (Xenia): I’m kinda slow.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Sam, whatevery you knit for Matt to yell at, make it super cute because then it will be funnier.
ElectricCaveman: You’ve got three weeks to get it to me; that’s plenty of time!
Keah (Eilir): okay! my turn.
Avaril the Average: SAM KNIT ME SOMETHING SO WHEN I AM FUCKING FURIOUS I CAN JUST FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND FUCK IT UP AND YELL AT IT AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK
Eilir: alright. i’m gonna swing at orc 8
dublish (Æthelmyr): Sam, knit him a cute little plush kitty cat.
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+6 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8] [HIT]
Campaign saved.
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [TYPE: slashing] [1d8+3 = 10]
Damage [10] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
Keah (Eilir): I did not kill it. But I did a lot of damage.
[TURN] Æthelmyr
DM: plus 1 cold makes it Disabled.
Æthelmyr -> [CAST] Sleep [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman]
Tornclaw Orc Shaman -> [SAVE] Will [VS DC 15] [FAILURE] [1d20+2 = 13]
Sam (Xenia): wow.
Keah (Eilir): oh yeah! +1 cold damage.
Keah (Eilir): disabled is close enough. it can only take one action anyway, but…
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Shaman
Effect [‘Helpless’] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [by Æthelmyr]
DM: The shaman falls asleep.
Keah (Eilir): Sam! you can bash his skull in on the next turn because he’s helpless. Coup de grace!
[TURN] Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker
DM: [ATTACK (R)] Dragonbone Longbow [1d20+6 = 9]
Attack [9] -> [at Copper Dragon, Young] [MISS]
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8
Keah (Eilir): the first time i saw the dragonbone weapons listed, i thought they said dragonBANE and i was sure we were screwed.
Keah (Eilir): AoO?
DM: The orc withdraws
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 22
Keah (Eilir): can he withdraw with only one move action? i thought it was full-round.
DM: If you’re disabled, you can still withdraw, but you can only move your speed instead of double speed.
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Keah (Eilir): but he’s slowed.
ElectricCaveman: I’m pretty certain those don’t stack.
Keah (Eilir): that’s why i was wondering about the type of action.
Campaign saved.
ElectricCaveman: I know Haste doesn’t stack with anything.
ElectricCaveman: Slow probably works the same
Avaril the Average -> [ATTACK (M)] Quaterstaff [1d20+1 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -10] [HIT]
Matt (Avaril the Average): Holy fuck this lag is fucking unbareable.
Matt (Avaril the Average): Jesus fucking shit fuck.
Avaril the Average -> [DAMAGE (M)] Quaterstaff [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+1 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman]
[TURN] Skeleton, Human Warrior
Avaril the Average: Attak this guy!
DM: The damage wakes the shaman.
Keah (Eilir): but if it’s slowed, it can’t take full-round actions. that’s my point. and withdrawing is full-round.
Keah (Eilir): the chat is certainly lagging quite a bit.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [CRIT 18] [1d20+1 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [HIT]
Matt (Avaril the Average): Status effects should be automatically put into the fucking names.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: slashing] [1d6+1 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman]
Matt (Avaril the Average): I have no idea what’s unconscious or stunned or anything.
Keah (Eilir): combat tracker.
dublish (Æthelmyr): All the effects are in the combat tracker.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Shaman is still prone, so he’s got AC: -4 melee.
DM: I cleared the dying ones.
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 10
Matt (Avaril the Average): I don’t keep the fucking tracker open because then I can’t see the fucking map.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Heavy Sickle [1d20+5 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Eilir] [MISS]
[ROUND 6]
[GM] Effect [‘Slow’] -> [EXPIRED] [on Tornclaw Orc Hunter 20]
[TURN] Copper Dragon, Young
Keah (Eilir): put the map over the tracker. use the tracker when it’s your turn.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Right click and minimize things then.
Keah (Eilir): i have a nice little cascade of windows open and it works well.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+14 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEF EFFECTS +4] [HIT]
dublish (Æthelmyr): You can resize the chat window too, that will give you a bit of space.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d8+2 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Wings [1d20+13 = 33]
Attack [33] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEF EFFECTS +4] [AUTOMATIC HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Wings [1d20+13 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEF EFFECTS +4] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+14 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEF EFFECTS +4] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Claws [1d20+13 = 17]
Attack [17] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEF EFFECTS +4] [MISS]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Claws [1d20+13 = 33]
Attack [33] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEF EFFECTS +4] [AUTOMATIC HIT]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Wings [CONFIRM] [1d20+13 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [CRITICAL HIT]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Claws [CONFIRM] [1d20+13 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [CRITICAL HIT]
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Wow.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Claws [MULT:0.5] [CRITICAL] [TYPE: piercing,slashing] [1d6+1g6+2 = 14]
Damage [14] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3] [DEAD]
Keah (Eilir): woah. dice.
[TURN] Xenia
Eilir: Go Bob!
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [1d20+3 = 7]
Attack [7] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [MISS]
Sam (Xenia): gosh, I wish I could roll.
Keah (Eilir): sam! your dice need to know it’s your birthday.
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 16
Keah (Eilir): or they’re saving up their rolls for something awesome.
Sam (Xenia): Oh, good idea!
ElectricCaveman: You could spend 2 prestige points to re-roll it
Keah (Eilir): this is true.
Sam (Xenia): okay. I will do that. my first prestige point use!
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [1d20+3 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [HIT]
Sam (Xenia): yay!
Xenia -> [DAMAGE (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+3 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
Sam (Xenia): no, dice! its my birthday…almost!
dublish (Æthelmyr): The d6 didn’t get the memo.
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 20
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 3
[TURN] Eilir
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+6 = 13]
Attack [13] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 10] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): … boo…
dublish (Æthelmyr): Hey, everyone’s dice.
Keah (Eilir): oh! +2 for flanking. does that make a difference?
dublish (Æthelmyr): It’s my birthday.
DM: Did you include flanking?
DM: Because it does.
Keah (Eilir): yay! i shall roll damage.
dublish (Æthelmyr): So all of you dice should roll nice for me.
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [TYPE: slashing] [1d8+3 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Hunter 10] [DYING]
Eilir: +1 cold
dublish (Æthelmyr): Because it’s my birthday.
Keah (Eilir): i killed somehting! happy birthday, sam!
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Wink wink nudge nudge.
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Short Sword [CRIT 19] [1d20+4 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
Sam (Xenia): yay, Katheryn/Eilir! Happy birthday to me!
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Mwk Short Sword [TYPE: piercing] [1d6+2 = 3]
Damage [3] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker]
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Shaman
dublish (Æthelmyr): Something about these d6s…
DM: The shaman rises. AoO’s for Avaril and Xenia (and skeleton).
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [CRIT 18] [1d20+1 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [CRITICAL THREAT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [CRIT 18] [CONFIRM] [1d20+1 = 2]
Attack [2] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [CRIT NOT CONFIRMED]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Kick it in the crotch!
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: slashing] [1d6+1 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman]
Keah (Eilir): Dear D6s. It’s sam’s birthday, and she can’t cast Fireball. So please stop saving all your decent rolls for something like that.
Sam (Xenia): true. Maybe its just misguided affection.
Keah (Eilir): or it wants to prolong the encounter.
DM: Are Xenia or Avaril taking attacks of opportunity?
Keah (Eilir): sam! AoO!
Sam (Xenia): sure!
Keah (Eilir): quarterstaff of doom!
Sam (Xenia): sorry, on the shaman?
DM: yes
Keah (Eilir): jes.
Campaign saved.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Spear [1d20+3 = 6]
Attack [6] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): :S
Avaril the Average -> [ATTACK (M)] Quaterstaff [1d20+1 = 7]
Attack [7] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [MISS]
Sam (Xenia): sorry, I grabbed the wrong thing. Same mod though. Boooo, dice.
Sam (Xenia): maybe the dice are jealous, because they never get birthdays.
Keah (Eilir): maybe. you should invite them to dinner. tell david he’s now cooking for 8.
Matt (Avaril the Average): He’s cooking for…
Sam (Xenia): I doubt they eat much.
Matt (Avaril the Average): d8.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’ll be there tomorrow around dinner time.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Dragonfang Morningstar [1d20+7 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Avaril the Average] [HIT]
Keah (Eilir): badum tish.
dublish (Æthelmyr): So 9.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Dragonfang Morningstar [TYPE: piercing (1D+3=10)] [TYPE: acid (0D+1=1)(x1)] [1d8+4 = 11]
Damage [11] -> [to Avaril the Average] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Or something.
Keah (Eilir): if kyle’s there, david may as well cook for 8.
Avaril the Average: Ow.
Avaril the Average: Fuckfuckfuck ow piece of fucking cunttrash fucking shit fuck.
DM: The shaman smashes Avaril with his morningstar.
[TURN] Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker
Æthelmyr: Avaril, get out of there!
DM: [ATTACK (R)] Dragonbone Longbow [1d20+6 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Copper Dragon, Young] [MISS]
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Heavy Sickle [1d20+5 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Avaril the Average] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Heavy Sickle [TYPE: slashing] [1d8+3 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Avaril the Average] [DYING]
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 22
Keah (Eilir): ohsnap.
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Keah (Eilir): hey matt. remember that one time you died covered in glitter?
Matt (Avaril the Average): Remember that time FUCK YOU
[TURN] Skeleton, Human Warrior
Keah (Eilir): sam can get to you in time, I think.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [CRIT 18] [1d20+1 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): Oh yeah. no enemies between you and her. you’ll be fine.
Campaign saved.
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 10
[ROUND 7]
[GM] Effect [‘Slow’] -> [EXPIRED] [on Tornclaw Orc Hunter 16]
Effect [‘Slow’] -> [EXPIRED] [on Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8]
[TURN] Copper Dragon, Young
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+14 = 32]
Attack [32] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d8+2 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
[TURN] Xenia
Sam (Xenia): can I drag Avaril back with one move action and still heal him, or does dragging somehow use up more movement?
DM: dragging him would slow you down, but it’s not a separate move action. Stopping to grab him probably would be; picking up an object is generally a move action.
Sam (Xenia): I need to write down teh rules for dragging. Because I feel like I do this kinda often. haha.
Keah (Eilir): just get behind him and use him as cover to cast a spell. that’s the quickest option.
Sam (Xenia): okay then, I step around behind him and heal him.
Sam (Xenia): do I provoke an AoO?
DM: yes
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Dragonfang Morningstar [1d20+7 = 17]
Attack [17] -> [at Xenia] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Dragonfang Morningstar [TYPE: piercing (1D+3=4)] [TYPE: acid (0D+1=1)(x1)] [1d8+4 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Xenia]
DM: continue
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 2]
Heal [2] -> [to Avaril the Average]
Campaign saved.
DM: Avaril is now stable, but still unconscious.
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 20
Keah (Eilir): oh good.
[TURN] Eilir
Keah (Eilir): alright. gambling time! come on, dice.
Eilir -> [CAST] Blade of Blood [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8]
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+6 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): i would like a reroll, please.
DM: okay
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+6 = 9]
Attack [9] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): …
dublish (Æthelmyr): Lulz.
Keah (Eilir): spell’s not discharged, though. so i’ll try again next round.
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Short Sword [CRIT 19] [1d20+4 = 18]
Attack [18] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [HIT]
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Mwk Short Sword [TYPE: piercing] [1d6+2 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Claws (secondary) [1d20-2 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [HIT]
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Claws (secondary) [MULT:0.5] [TYPE: piercing,slashing] [1d3+1 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Tail slap [1d20-2 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): yay kyle!
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Shaman
shaman is speaking :
You’ll pay for that dearly, dragon-mutt…
Translated Orc: You’ll pay for that dearly, dragon-mutt…
shaman: [ATTACK (M)] Dragonfang Morningstar [1d20+7 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Æthelmyr] [MISS]
Eilir: Oh, he’s got his eyes on you now, Myr.
Æthelmyr sticks her tongue out at the shaman.
Eilir: He called you a dragon-mutt.
[TURN] Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker
shaman: [ATTACK (M)] Falchion [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 13]
Attack [13] -> [at Copper Dragon, Young] [MISS]
DM: The archer pulls a falchion, but fails to damage Bob with it.
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8
Campaign saved.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Heavy Sickle [1d20+5 = 17]
Attack [17] -> [at Eilir] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Heavy Sickle [TYPE: slashing] [1d8+3 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Eilir] [DISABLED]
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 22
Keah (Eilir): Aw…
Keah (Eilir): hey sam! you can heal me and then drag matt, maybe.
Æthelmyr: Xenia, heal her.
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Keah (Eilir): you have that wand, remember? use it!
Keah (Eilir): this is precisely what it’s for.
[TURN] Skeleton, Human Warrior
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [CRIT 18] [1d20+1 = 7]
Attack [7] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 10
[ROUND 8]
[TURN] Copper Dragon, Young
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+14 = 27]
Attack [27] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d8+2 = 3]
Damage [3] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+14 = 17]
Attack [17] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Wings [1d20+13 = 26]
Attack [26] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Claws [1d20+13 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Wings [1d20+13 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Claws [1d20+13 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Claws [MULT:0.5] [TYPE: piercing,slashing] [1d6+1 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh, there’s the full attack.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Claws [MULT:0.5] [TYPE: piercing,slashing] [1d6+1 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [DYING]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Wings [MULT:0.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d4+1 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Wings [MULT:0.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d4+1 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Tornclaw Half-orc Tracker] [DEAD]
[TURN] Xenia
Xenia: I cure Eilir as best I can before dragging Avaril out of the way.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 4]
Heal [4] -> [to Eilir]
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 20
[TURN] Eilir
Campaign saved.
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+6 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): what is up with this shamman? seriously!
Keah (Eilir): He doesn’t happen to have an AC of 12, does he? because i forgot flanking again.
dublish (Æthelmyr): He’d be asleep, except something happened.
DM: no
Keah (Eilir): matt hit him, and it woke him up. should have coup de graced him instead.
[TURN] Æthelmyr
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh, I know what caused it. That’s why I laughed my head off when the shaman hit him back.
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Short Sword [CRIT 19] (Flanking +2) [1d20+6 = 8]
Attack [8] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Claws (secondary) (Flanking +2) [1d20 = 2]
Attack [2] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Tail slap [1d20-2 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): don’t ou still have a reroll you can use, kyle?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Missed the flanking on that last one, did it hit with 16?
Keah (Eilir): for 6 you can gain an extra attack with your highest bonus.
DM: yes, it did
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Tail slap [MULT:0.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+1 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman]
Keah (Eilir): yay! he’s still standing.
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Shaman
Æthelmyr: Why won’t this guy go down?
Keah (Eilir): there was supposed to be a "but" in there somewhere.
shaman is speaking :
You have no idea how to use a dragon’s power, silver mutt.
Translated Draconic: You have no idea how to use a dragon’s power, silver mutt.
Eilir: That is not Orcish.
Campaign saved.
Æthelmyr is speaking :
And you’re a stupid Orc who fell asleep because I made you!
Translated Draconic: And you’re a stupid Orc who fell asleep because I made you!
shaman chuckles, inhales sharply, then breathes fire on Aethelmyr and Bob.
shaman: reflex saves
DM: yeah, that
Æthelmyr -> [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+3 = 23]
Keah (Eilir): go kyle!
DM: [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+7 = 17]
Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+2 = 17]
Æthelmyr nimbly avoides most of the flames.
Eilir: matt, you
dublish (Æthelmyr): *avoids
Keah (Eilir): are uncoscious and not in the way of the fire at all.
DM: You both save. So does avaril, ironically, since the fire is going the other direction.
Avaril the Average: I am too.
dublish (Æthelmyr): He’s aiding me.
Avaril the Average: Fire bad.
Avaril the Average: Ughlslsd.
DM: [2d6 = 8]
Avaril the Average: Blrrbrbr…
Damage [4] -> [to Copper Dragon, Young]
Avaril the Average: whurs ma wskey
Damage [4] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Æthelmyr: Don’t catch the whiskey on fire!
[TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Heavy Sickle [1d20+5 = 13]
Attack [13] -> [at Eilir] [MISS]
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Avaril the Average: MY WHISKEEEEEY!
Eilir: That might be a great idea, though…
[TURN] Skeleton, Human Warrior
Keah (Eilir): Oh right… they regenerate.
Avaril the Average passes out again. Mostly.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [CRIT 18] [1d20+1 = 5]
Attack [5] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [MISS]
[GM] [TURN] Tornclaw Orc Hunter 10
[ROUND 9]
[TURN] Copper Dragon, Young
Keah (Eilir): I want in on that.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+14 = 33]
Attack [33] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d8+2 = 9]
Damage [9] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Shaman] [DYING]
Eilir: Woo! Kill him, Bob!
[TURN] Xenia
Keah (Eilir): Aw.
Matt (Avaril the Average): The only way to be sure is to teabag him. Hold me over hid body, then lower me gently, then repeat.
DM: I suppose he can next round. All the orcs are dying or fled.
Keah (Eilir): I got confused. I thought he 5’ed, but he did not.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [1d20+3 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8] [HIT]
DM: Oh, no, wait. 8 is left.
Keah (Eilir): DOOM
DM: Not for long
Sam (Xenia): not for much longer!
Xenia -> [DAMAGE (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+3 = 8]
Damage [8] -> [to Tornclaw Orc Hunter 8] [DYING]
Keah (Eilir): go sam!
DM: NOW they’re all dying or fled.
Sam (Xenia): There were some good rolls! Thank you, dice!
Keah (Eilir): we shall quickly dispatch them. to make sure they don’t come back.
[TURN] Eilir
Campaign saved.
Æthelmyr: Go us!
Eilir: Alright, so… I’m tired after that.
Eilir: More might be coming, too. One went running for… I forget the name, but they recognised Xenia’s armour and my sickle.
Sam (Xenia): Bob, you look terrible! Eilir, you don’t look so hot either.
Eilir: They called it… Bill… something…
Æthelmyr: Jakka?
Sam (Xenia): Oh dear.
Keah (Eilir): My sickle’s name is now Bill.
Eilir: Her armour and sickle, yeah.
Sam (Xenia): I meant that oh dear in character.
dublish (Æthelmyr): How much of that was in character?
Eilir: I’m plenty hot! Look how much I’m sweating.
Eilir laughs and sits on the ground to catch her breath.
Xenia: Haha, very funny. Those are the jokes of someone whose lost a lot of blood.
Æthelmyr: That was AMAZING.
Bob: They called your sickle Bilyeklo?
Æthelmyr: Bob, you were like WHOOSH and they were all like ARGH! And then they were all dead
Æthelmyr: I want to learn how to do that.
Eilir: Xenia, you should take that morningstar. Trophy for you, since you were the only one who could actually take him down.
Bob: I know. I’m awesome.
Eilir: That sounds right, yeah.
Æthelmyr: Breathing acid and stuff is SO COOL.
Æthelmyr: Can you fly?
Bob: But is that Bilyeklo? I never thought I’d see that and live!
Æthelmyr: I can’t fly but I really want to be able to fly.
Bob: Yes, of course!
Æthelmyr: Omigods I’m shaking.
Eilir: What’s Bilyeklo?
Æthelmyr: That was fun.
Eilir: Myr, why don’t you see if these guys have anything interesting. May even be some holy symbols in there somewhere.
Æthelmyr: The shaman was all jabbering at me and then he tried to catch us on fire and omigods I didn’t even run the last orcs we fought almost killed me and I ran-
Bob: We call it Aussirjesk. It means Whitefang, in your language.
Æthelmyr: found a better place to fight from, I mean.
Æthelmyr: From where to fight.
Æthelmyr: Whatever.
Bob: It’s the weapon that started the Tornclaw dragon-hunters!
Eilir: Interesting.
Æthelmyr starts searching bodies, happily chattering to herself.
Eilir: Well don’t worry, I won’t be using it on you. Promise.
Campaign saved.
Bob: But where did you find it? That’s their greatest treasure!
Matt (Avaril the Average): Dibs on the scroll!
Bob: And you killed their hunters with it! That’s hilarious!
Matt (Avaril the Average): And the mail!
Eilir: I got it off of an orc woman… Jakka? … who was causing the plague that afflicted the kobolds.
Æthelmyr: Lots of interesting stuff here…
Keah (Eilir): Matt, you can’t wear heavy armour.
Xenia: Its a small world in these mountains.
Keah (Eilir): Sam can.
Avaril the Average dreams of Eilir bathing…
Matt (Avaril the Average): continues to dream of Eilir bathing in acid and melting to death.
Avaril the Average: FUCK. emote.
Avaril the Average continues to dream of Eilir bathing in acid and melting to death.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Peter, is there no way to give any of these items a description?
Avaril the Average smiles and laughs and kicks like a sleeping puppy.
DM: They all have one.
Eilir: I’ll take that longbow. It looks like something I could use.
Bob: I’m not sure how I feel about all this stuff made from dragon bits…
dublish (Æthelmyr): The banded mail at the bottom just says ‘New Item’
Eilir: Oooh… and the chain shirt would be nice.
dublish (Æthelmyr): So do the garnets.
Eilir: Well… the way I see it, they’re already made, right? And we’ve seen they work.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Sleight of Hand [1d20+5 = 6]
Keah (Eilir): nothing is described.
Æthelmyr attempts to pocket the garnets while nobody else is paying attention.
DM: Can you see the banded mail description now?
Eilir -> [SKILL] Spot [1d20+1 = 15]
Keah (Eilir): Nope. says it’s unidentified now, though.
dublish (Æthelmyr): ‘Unidentified Item’
Keah (Eilir): and now it says "new item" again. and the ID with a no sign is gone.
DM: I guess I just have to hand it all out for you to see it. That’s annoying.
Keah (Eilir): It is.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Also all of the dragonhide armor and dragonbone/dragonfang weapons.
Avaril the Average begins to scream horrifically.
Keah (Eilir): So I see what Aethelmyr is up to, yes?
Avaril the Average thrases wildly.
DM: yes
Æthelmyr: What?! What’s going on? What happened?
Eilir: Whatcha got over there, Myr?
DM: Avaril is still unconscious, I think…
Keah (Eilir): He’s dreaming. Vividly.
Æthelmyr: What, these?
Campaign saved.
Eilir: You really like little shiny trinkets, huh?
ElectricCaveman: Ah, I see.
Æthelmyr: Bob, you want two garnets? They’re all I found, and I think you deserve them.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Bluff [1d20+7 = 15]
Keah (Eilir): kyle, you’re turning into matt from the tales of the three tanks. collecting all the shinies.
Bob: I don’t think I want anything these hunters have…
Eilir -> [SKILL] Spellcraft [1d20+7 = 15]
Keah (Eilir): I don’t think I identify the potion…
Æthelmyr: OK, fair enough.
Bob: Too many dragon bits…
Eilir: The garnets are non-dragon spoils, though. Take them if you like them.
dublish (Æthelmyr): So how much of this counts as light armor?
Keah (Eilir): good question. but i feel bad wearing dragon hide in front of Bob…
Bob: Everything is a masterwork version of normal, for determining proficiency.
DM: gah…
Keah (Eilir): yes, but what is "dragonhide armour"?
DM: It’s armor made from dragonhide. It’s not metal, which matters if you’re a druid, but otherwise it’s differences from steel are strictly asthetic.
Keah (Eilir): but is it light, medium or heavy
DM: Dragoncraft armor, like Jakka’s, is something special. This is just boring masterwork armor that looks cool.
DM: It’s hide armor.
DM: So medium, I think
Keah (Eilir): oooooh! i get it now. so it’s medium.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): Okay, well I definitely want the longbow, and I would like to put in for the chain shirt as well.
Keah (Eilir): And the arrows, I guess, if no one else uses a bow.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I use bows, and light armor.
Keah (Eilir): as for the rest, i think we should keep all the dragon stuff to use or sell, and the mundane stuff can just be left, as far as i’m concerned.
DM: Can everyone make me a note of what they claim? I’ll delete them, then, when I get everything distributed.
dublish (Æthelmyr): You still wearing studded leather?
Keah (Eilir): i am.
ElectricCaveman: Don’t forget Xenia’s breastplate is light armor, too.
dublish (Æthelmyr): So is our party all in light armor except for Sam?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Damn.
Xenia: Oh, I suppose we should wake up Avaril, or he’ll complain that he missed out.
Keah (Eilir): sam, take the banded mail. kyle and i can take the light armours, then. and that leaves the bow up for contention, i guess.
Xenia: I use a cure light. and Sacred Boost.
Keah (Eilir): Peter, you can see all the notes, right? i’ll put what i want in my "shoppin’ list" note.
DM: yes
DM: Wow, there are a lot of notes.
Keah (Eilir): kyle, do you want the arrows then? because i just got a new set… which you made for me…
dublish (Æthelmyr): If Sam takes the banded mail, she can give her breastplate to Katheryn, and I can get the chain shirt.
DM: You can sort coins out yourselves. I just have to drag-and-drop the items for you to see them, apparently.
dublish (Æthelmyr): You take them, you’ve been using a lot more arrows than I have.
Keah (Eilir): and that works for me. i would just like some better armour than studded leather.
Keah (Eilir): alright. and looks like i’m getting the bow, too. the dragon armour sam has is fancy. you can have that and i’ll take the chain shirt since i’m taking the fancy longbow.
Keah (Eilir): unless myr doesn’t like dragon stuff either.
Campaign saved.
DM: Can you see the stuff I added to your inventory now, Kyle?
Æthelmyr: Ew, no thank you.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Yes.
ElectricCaveman: Good. Glad something works.
Keah (Eilir): now i need to see if i’m proficient with the falchion. i think i am.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’m not proficient with any of the weapons.
Keah (Eilir): i am proficient with the falchion. i’ll take it, too, for now.
DM: Falchions are Heavy Blades.
Keah (Eilir): that morningstar had acid damage. someone might like that.
Keah (Eilir): matt likes acid.
DM: I assume you meant the dragonfang falchion, not the steel one?
Keah (Eilir): yes.
Keah (Eilir): and dragonbone means it’s masterwork, yes?
DM: yes
Keah (Eilir): sweet. i can magic it later.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Let’s all get to medium loads, sell what we don’t need at the next town we reach.
DM: Assume anything made of an exotic material is masterwork, unless otherwise noted.
Keah (Eilir): sounds good. i still say leave the mundane stuff.
Keah (Eilir): sam, will you give me your armour and take the banded mail?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Yeah. Just carry the dragon stuff with us.
Sam (Xenia): yep
dublish (Æthelmyr): Let’s give the scroll to Matt.
DM: There are lots of shields lying about. Anyone claiming those?
Keah (Eilir): he called dibs on the scroll anyway.
Sam (Xenia): is there an easy way for me to give eilir the breastplate?
DM: Probably not. I’ll do it.
Campaign saved.
Sam (Xenia): thanks
Keah (Eilir): i’m gonna shed my studded leather and leave it here then. it’s pretty beaten up.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Matt, are you proficient with morningstars?
Eilir: Thanks, Xenia. This should help a lot!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Or Sam?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Club Weapon Group Feat.
ElectricCaveman: What weapon group feats did Xenia end up with? She could use a shield, if she’s going to use a one-handed weapon.
Xenia: I’m glad. Look at this shiny new banded mail! I’m glad I don’t have to wear the drow stuff anymore.
Eilir: Now you’re wearing dragon stuff. At least they’re from evil dragons?
ElectricCaveman: No. Orc-fashioned dragon skins are much nicer than Drow-made leather.
Sam (Xenia): although I’m sad you drew her so pretty wiht drow stuff, and then I promptly ditched it.
Sam (Xenia): I’ll take a shield as well, I guess.
Keah (Eilir): that’s alright. i should’ve done her without armour. i didn’t draw anything characteristically drow on aethelmyr.
DM: Did Avaril want anything but the shield?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Xenia you mean?
DM: sorry, scroll
dublish (Æthelmyr): Is anyone proficient with Club Weapon Group?
Keah (Eilir): there are now 8 studded leathers in the pile. XD
Keah (Eilir): i am not.
Keah (Eilir): actually, i’ll lose my old longbow, too. since i’m dropping things.
DM: Does Xenia want the copper dragon shield, or the non-masterwork, non-dragonskin steel shield?
Keah (Eilir): ohgod i just did something weird to my inventory…
dublish (Æthelmyr): Also, if everyone gets 4gp, 20sp and 40cp, there will be 3gp 5sp 2cp to split.
Keah (Eilir): nevermind. crisis averted. i thought i’d deleted a bunch of stuff on accident.
Sam (Xenia): I think I take the copper dragon shield.
Campaign saved.
DM: Now you can think about dead Bobs every time you avoid a hit.
Sam (Xenia): it will remind me to avenge the dead. Or something.
Sam (Xenia): why don’t you just take the difference, kyle. Since you did hte math.
Keah (Eilir): we can set it aside and offer it at a temple later?
Keah (Eilir): or that. or offer it to bob. dragons like coins.
Keah (Eilir): we should give it to sam. as healing fees. and it’s her birthday.
Sam (Xenia): good idea. give it to bob.
Æthelmyr: Here Xenia, you can buy stuff for health potions with the extra money.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Everyone gets 4/20/40 except Sam, she gets 7/25/42.
Keah (Eilir): sam. don’t forget to modify your armour stats.
Æthelmyr gingerly picks up the morningstar.
Æthelmyr: Yuck. If nobody else wants this, I’ll try to pawn it off when we find a town.
Eilir gathers up the armour and slides it into her backpack.
Eilir: and I’ll take this, since no one else seems interested.
Eilir: We’ll have a lot to pawn, it seems.
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): And that’s it.
Keah (Eilir): yep. everything else is leaveable.
dublish (Æthelmyr): OK, let’s get moving. If more Orcs are coming, I don’t want to be here.
Eilir: Right. Onward!
Æthelmyr: OK, let’s get moving. If more Orcs are coming, I don’t want to be here.
Eilir: We should find a good spot to rest soon, though. Is Avaril awake yet?
Sam (Xenia): okay, I want to go to bed. I feel we are at a good spot?
Keah (Eilir): And how long is that skeleton gonna hang out?
Xenia: Yes, I woke him up a while back.
Keah (Eilir): aw… sam…
Keah (Eilir): it’s not even your birthday yet!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Let’s at least camp, rest, and get XP.
Sam (Xenia): sounds good.
Keah (Eilir): yes! XP! sam, you like XP.
Bob: I bet I can find a cave to hide in. I’m good with caves.
Eilir: That would be great. I could use a good rest after all that.
Æthelmyr: And Xenia, if you can heal anyone else, now would be the time.
Æthelmyr: Bob included, because Bob is awesome!
Bob begins to sniff the ground like a bloodhound, then prowl and bound and dash about like a playful cat. All the while, he moves generally west.
Xenia: I can just do a little.
Eilir: Did you find something?
Bob: I’m working on it!
Æthelmyr bounds and dashes after Bob, clearly doing her best to imitate him.
Keah (Eilir): sam! you could long term care a dragon!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Squeeeeeeeeeee! </Æthelmyr>
Eilir follows, but less… catlike.
Sam (Xenia): haha. this is fun
Campaign saved.
Xenia follows as well, counting on her fingers, and wondering about dragon anatomy.
Bob leads you on in a twisting, random route for the better part of an hour.
Eilir: What are you sniffing for, Bob?
Bob: Dinner
Eilir: What’s for eats?
Bob: Centipedes!
Eilir: O… kay…
Matt (Avaril the Average): HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!!!!
Keah (Eilir): yay! happy birthday, sam!
Bob dashes up the slope, growling merrily. He vanishes into a barely visible cave.
dublish (Æthelmyr): And many mooooooooore!
Sam (Xenia): awww, thanks!
Campaign saved.
DM: A few moments later, three centipedes, easily four feet long each, come dashing back down the slope in a panic.
Keah (Eilir): o.O
Æthelmyr: Whoa!
Eilir: I was wondering how many centipedes were needed to feed even a young dragon…
Matt (Avaril the Average): I beat EVERYONE to it. Four times over.
Xenia: So…are you ready to start eating bugs, Aethelmyr? Maybe thats what lets him breath acid.
Keah (Eilir): i beat you on facebook.
Eilir: Ha! Yeah. Go for it, Myr.
Keah (Eilir): someday, i’ll be able to breathe electricity. it’s gonna be awesome.
Æthelmyr tries to catch a centipede.
Æthelmyr -> [INIT] [1d20+3 = 4]
Æthelmyr fails.
Keah (Eilir): finds a nearby rock or something to sit on.
Xenia: Bob! Bob, I think your dinner is running away! Or rather, running right at us!!
DM: Roll initiatives, if you haven’t!
Eilir -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 9]
Xenia -> [INIT] [1d20+1 = 17]
Keah (Eilir): of course we are.
Keah (Eilir): oh well. more xp is more xp.
Sam (Xenia): dang it, Bob.
Eilir: Hey Xenia, how are you on butchering bugs?
Avaril the Average -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 21]
Matt (Avaril the Average): Fuck you with my initiative.
Keah (Eilir): oh good, matt. you can lie down from the beginning of the battle!
Keah (Eilir): don’t forget you’re at -4.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): ha. wizard with diehard. that would be hilarious. and a waste.
Keah (Eilir): or maybe not… hm…
Sam (Xenia): Peter, in the midst of talking, I healed him with sacred boost, so I didn’t add it myself. I think I picked an inopportune time to do that, and you missed it?
Keah (Eilir): oh yeah.
DM: I remember you doing it, but missed the number. I’ll go find it. Do you remember the number?
Keah (Eilir): should be 9 or 10, depending on which class’s spell she used.
Sam (Xenia): with sacred boost, its 9
DM: okay, awesome
DM: So Avaril has 7 damage now.
[ROUND 1]
[GM] [TURN] Copper Dragon, Young
[TURN] Monstrous Centipede, Medium 7
Keah (Eilir): i rescind my previous comment, matt.
Avaril the Average: I AM ALIVE AND YOU ALL ARE INCOMPETANT FOOLS DESERVING NO LESS THAN TORTUROUS DEATH!
Eilir: You’re such a team player.
DM: Do you want to be standing differently? I just moved your tokens out of my way for drawing the slope edge.
Keah (Eilir): I was sitting off the the side a bit.
Æthelmyr: YOU WOKE UP THE SHAMAN FOR NO REASON AND HE WAS ASLEEP AND NOT BOTHERING ANYBODY
Xenia: ease up, you haven’t been injured in quite a while. you were due. and you’ll be fine.
Eilir: Think there are any wild boar in these mountains?
DM: Anyone else relocating their starting position?
Keah (Eilir): wasn’t aethelmyr running after bob?
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): lol
dublish (Æthelmyr): I don’t know where Bob went.
Keah (Eilir): into a cave.
Avaril the Average: I WAS DUE!?
Avaril the Average: I WAS, /DUE/!?
Eilir: She’s a midwife. She’d know.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+2 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Xenia] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6-1 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Xenia] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
Æthelmyr: Avaril! Get away from the bugs! You’re in a very fragile condition right now!
DM: Xenia, Fort save!
Xenia -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 15]
Keah (Eilir): How did I know they’d be poisonous?
DM: Xenia resists the poison!
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Xenia: Ahhh! The bug bit me!!! ewwwww! And that smarts!
Keah (Eilir): I’m in a worse condition than Avaril right now, actually.
Keah (Eilir): i’m at 4/22, and he’s at 5/12
Matt (Avaril the Average): You are not.
Keah (Eilir): Still healthy, though, sam. by the grace of ehlonna.
Æthelmyr: Avaril, light them on fire or something!
Avaril the Average -> [CAST] Mage Armor [at Avaril the Average]
Eilir: That would be handy.
Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Will [VS DC 11] [SUCCESS] [1d20+8 = 19]
Keah (Eilir): is there any scrub or anything Xenia could use to engangle them?
DM: sure
dublish (Æthelmyr): He saved against himself?
Matt (Avaril the Average): Is that under… Deflect? Misc?
Keah (Eilir): You’re too willful, matt.
Keah (Eilir): armour bonus. like armour.
DM: It’s armor bonus
Campaign saved.
[TURN] Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+2 = 17]
Attack [17] -> [at Æthelmyr] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [MIN DMG ADJ +1] [1d6 = 1]
Damage [1] -> [to Æthelmyr] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
Keah (Eilir): PCs get ties?
DM: yes
Keah (Eilir): kyle’s AC is 17.
DM: should be 18 anyway, with the new chain shirt
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh right, oops.
[TURN] Monstrous Centipede, Medium 15
Keah (Eilir): we have the same AC now, kyle!
[TURN] Xenia
DM: Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Sam (Xenia): I don’t have fire!
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’ll keep it at 17 for now, not changing seems like a legitimate mistake.
Keah (Eilir): Sam doesn’t have fire… :( Should’ve been a druid.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (R)] Crossbow(2H) [1d20+2 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 7] [HIT]
DM: crossbow?
Keah (Eilir): 2-handed crossbow.
Sam (Xenia): dang it! this is what happens when I get tired! I meant to grab the quarterstaff
Sam (Xenia): i’ve done that, like, 4 times. they barely even start with the same sound, and not the same letter. grrr
Campaign saved.
DM: it hits anyhow
Sam (Xenia): what do you want me to do? I’m battle weary so I try to bludgeon something with my bow? or hte mod for my quaterstaff is 1 higher, so I still hit?
DM: you hit with your quarterstaff
Xenia -> [DAMAGE (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+3 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Monstrous Centipede, Medium 7] [DYING]
[TURN] Eilir
Eilir: Time to try out my new bow.
Eilir -> [ATTACK (R)] Dragonbone Longbow (+2 STR) [1d20+6 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 15] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): …
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Short Sword [CRIT 19] [1d20+4 = 13]
Attack [13] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Claws (secondary) [1d20-2 = 0]
Attack [0] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Tail slap [1d20-2 = 6]
Attack [6] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9] [MISS]
[ROUND 2]
[GM] [TURN] Copper Dragon, Young
[TURN] Monstrous Centipede, Medium 7
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Campaign saved.
Avaril the Average -> [CAST] Ray of Frost [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 15]
Avaril the Average -> [ATTACK (R)] Ray of Frost [TOUCH] [1d20+2 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 15] [MISS]
[TURN] Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+2 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Æthelmyr] [MISS]
[TURN] Monstrous Centipede, Medium 15
[TURN] Xenia
DM: The centipede scrambles away, sliding under one of the large boulders.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [1d20+3 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9] [HIT]
Xenia -> [DAMAGE (M)] Quarterstaff (2H) [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+3 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Monstrous Centipede, Medium 9] [DYING]
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (R)] Dragonbone Longbow (+2 STR) [MULT:1] [TYPE: piercing(x3)] [1d8+4 = 11]
Keah (Eilir): sorry.
Xenia: Blech! I hate bugs!
[TURN] Eilir
Keah (Eilir): my shortcut bar was frozen…
Eilir: Well, Bob, we got two of them!
Sam (Xenia): nooooow its your turn. :-P
Keah (Eilir): XP
Æthelmyr: Do you think these are poisonous?
Eilir: It’s possible.
Campaign saved.
Eilir -> [ABILITY] Intelligence check [1d20+2 = 7]
Keah (Eilir): As I said, it’s possible.
Æthelmyr: I don’t think I want to eat it if it’s poisonous.
Avaril the Average: Thank goodness you did your jobs and kept me alive and well.
Eilir: Xenia can purify food and drink, right?
Xenia: I don’t think you want to eat it at all…
Xenia: I can. For once, I can even do that right now!
Eilir: Where’d Bob go? Is he still in the cave?
ElectricCaveman: yes
Eilir grabs one of the centipedes and starts dragging it up to the cave.
Æthelmyr goes into the cave as well, ready to try some new and interesting and really-not-that-dangerous food.
DM: The cave is small and rough. The five of you will fit inside, but barely.
Æthelmyr also is ready for sleeping.
Eilir: Perfect. We should keep watches, so no orcs sneak up on us.
Keah (Eilir): What time is it, btw?
Sam (Xenia): bedtime
Keah (Eilir): XP time!
Sam (Xenia): :-P
Keah (Eilir): and i meant in-game.
Bob is sitting on the floor of the cave with one dead centipede pinned beneath each foreleg. He is eagerly munching on one.
Eilir: How’s it taste?
Xenia: that sounds smart.
Campaign saved.
Bob (with a mouthful of bug): Oh, good, you brought the rest.
Eilir: Well, one got away. Sorry about that.
Bob: They’re good. Venomous bugs are the best!
Bob: Oh, well. I’ll track it down tomorrow.
Æthelmyr: How venomous are we talking?
Eilir: We’re not real good with the venomous part, unfortunately.
Bob: The more the better!
Xenia: I feel fine.
Eilir: You gonna risk that ingesting one?
Bob: They taste amazing, and make you cleverer.
Xenia: Ugh. No thank you. Oh, before we settle in, let me heal you up a bit, Eilir.
Eilir: Thanks.
Æthelmyr: I’ll try it!
Eilir: And maybe purify these bugs for our consumption. Unless Aethelmyr wants to try a poisonous one.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Sense Motive [1d20+2 = 15]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Bob’s legit, right?
Xenia -> [CAST] Purify Food and Drink
Keah (Eilir): Sense motive on me?
Keah (Eilir): Oh. I was gonna say.
Keah (Eilir): You do remember he’s a dragon tht spits acid.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Eilir]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Eilir]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Eilir]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Eilir]
DM: Bob seems like a serious, honest proponent of eating a steady diet of venomous bugs.
Keah (Eilir): lolsam.
Sam (Xenia): doing a little housekeeping. haha
Æthelmyr hesitantly breaks open a centipede, takes a small piece, and nibbles on it.
Campaign saved.
Xenia watches with an interested buy vaguely disgusted look on her face.
Keah (Eilir): So now I’m at 8. Thank you, Sam. [^_^]
Eilir watches while trying to keep from laughing.
[w] -> Æthelmyr: The centipede is palatable, but gamey and a bit bitter, and kind of slimy.
Xenia: We’ll long term care overnight and see how you feel. If you need it, we have the wand now.
Eilir is speaking :
How sick do you think she’ll get?
Translated Elven: How sick do you think she’ll get?
Æthelmyr: Needs salt. Or sugar. Some kind of spice maybe?
Æthelmyr: I dunno.
Xenia is speaking :
hopefully not very. I might have cleaned that guy up a bit, just so she wouldn’t get deathly ill of something.
Translated Elven: hopefully not very. I might have cleaned that guy up a bit, just so she wouldn’t get deathly ill of something.
Eilir: I have chalk. I think that would make it blander.
Æthelmyr is speaking :
Bob, you don’t know elven, do you?
Translated Draconic: Bob, you don’t know elven, do you?
Eilir tries to get the gist of what Aethelmyr just said, but probably fails.
Sam (Xenia): so, long term care check, in alphabetical order, where AE comes before Av
Bob is speaking :
Nope.
Translated Draconic: Nope.
Xenia -> [SKILL] Heal [1d20+8 = 20]
Xenia -> [SKILL] Heal [1d20+8 = 18]
Xenia -> [SKILL] Heal [1d20+8 = 18]
DM: You want to take 10?
Keah (Eilir): she already has.
Keah (Eilir): ddon’t forget bob, sam!
Sam (Xenia): looks like I kind of did.
Sam (Xenia): oh, bob!
Avaril the Average: Enjoying talking to yourselves?
Xenia -> [SKILL] Heal [1d20+8 = 17]
Eilir: I was talking to Xenia.
Avaril the Average: Speak plain languages.
Eilir: I am. Plain Elven.
Eilir: Or I was, at least.
Avaril the Average: Speak something we all can understand.
Eilir: I don’t like talking to you anyway. And you obviously don’t like me. I don’t see the issue here.
Campaign saved.
Æthelmyr: I could have sworn you two were into each other.
Avaril the Average: Because withholding pertenant information hinders us all.
Æthelmyr: Lots of unresolved sexual tension.
Eilir: No. Not on my end, at least.
Xenia: Eew! Don’t say that! bleh.
Eilir: Haha! Thanks, Xenia.
Æthelmyr: Hmph. If you say so.
Avaril the Average: You whores always want it. It’s why you’re so cheap.
Eilir: See? Who would be interested in that?
Eilir gestures vaguely at Avaril.
Æthelmyr: Your mother was a whore. A distinctly average one, too.
Avaril the Average: Oh, sorry, should I have offered payment first?
Sam (Xenia): is this necessary? roleplay, blah blah blah, but its annoying.
Avaril the Average jingles his bag of coins.
Keah (Eilir): What if she was? it wouldn’t surprise me.
Keah (Eilir): it’s totally necessary, sam! it’s fun!
ElectricCaveman: No, it’s not, but I’m not going to interrupt it.
Sam (Xenia): if you are going ot be a super annoying character who insults everyone, make them original insults? more fun.
Matt (Avaril the Average): He’s an asshole, not an artist.
Keah (Eilir): this is true.
Eilir: Anyway, let’s set up watches and get some rest.
Sam (Xenia): true.
Sam (Xenia): anyways. Now that I’ve put a damper on everything. Lets move on
Matt (Avaril the Average): MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND HIM TRUE LOVE BEFORE HIS LAST ROSE PETAL WILTS AWAY!
Xenia: watches, rest. Good idea.
Keah (Eilir): lol. is that our next quest?
Eilir: Aethelmyr, you have darkvision, right? You should take one of the night shifts.
Avaril the Average: Enjoy your watches.
Avaril the Average lies down to sleep.
Keah (Eilir): Xenia only needs 4 hours of rest because halfelf.
Xenia: I have lowlight, so I can take the predawn-dawn one. I’ll be up anyways.
Eilir is speaking :
I vote we move him outside.
Translated Elven: I vote we move him outside.
Æthelmyr: OK, wake me up when it’s my turn.
Eilir: Guess I’ll take first watch.
Xenia is speaking :
and drop him
Translated Elven: and drop him
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): While everyone else is sleeping, I’d like to know what else Bob knows about this sickle. To save time, we don’t need to roleplay it. It is getting late.
Matt (Avaril the Average): The day’s just getting started.
DM: No, it’s late afternoon. You spent most of the day climbing into the mountains before you met Bob.
Keah (Eilir): I mean irl time.
Matt (Avaril the Average): I mean IRL time.
DM: ah, okay
ElectricCaveman: I didn’t even register Matt’s comment being related to Katheryn’s…
Keah (Eilir): lol
Sam (Xenia): haha.
DM: anyway, resting and stuff.
Sam (Xenia): this was a fun encounter.
Sam (Xenia): bonus centipedes and all
Keah (Eilir): yes. no new knowledge from the dragon?
Keah (Eilir): it was. it was a GREAT encounter.
DM: I forgot to give you the XP for the kobolds last time, so I’ll do that first. Then the rest.
Keah (Eilir): and then orc and centipede xp! yay xp!
DM: And I’ll give you more stuff later. I’ll write it up more neatly.
Sam (Xenia): oooh. muchness XP
Awarding 1300 XP to the Party
[325 XP] -> Æthelmyr
[325 XP] -> Eilir
[325 XP] -> Avaril the Average
[325 XP] -> Xenia
Eilir: okay.
Awarding 4890 XP to the Party
[1223 XP] -> Æthelmyr
[1223 XP] -> Eilir
[1223 XP] -> Avaril the Average
[1223 XP] -> Xenia
Matt (Avaril the Average): OH GOD!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Woo!
Keah (Eilir): level! yay!
Sam (Xenia): yay!!!
Æthelmyr: Ding!
Æthelmyr: Oh, excuse me.
Eilir has learned Draconic.
Æthelmyr goes back to sleep.
Sam (Xenia): hahaha
Keah (Eilir): from Aethelmyr. And possibly Bob.
Campaign saved.
Sam (Xenia): alright, I’m going to bed. Anything else we need to talk about in game or out before I go fall asleep?
Keah (Eilir): you need to be rested quick. so we don’t forget.
DM: You need to level up, Sam!
Matt (Avaril the Average): Sam we’re halfway through a session. Come on. Jesus.
Keah (Eilir): i was gonna stay and level.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Nothing needed, I think I’ll level Æthelmyr up before Peter shuts it down though.
Xenia -> Resting.
Sam (Xenia): if I level up now, when I come back to play her, I will be like, what the heck did I DO to her?!
Æthelmyr -> Resting.
Keah (Eilir): lol perfect.
Eilir -> Resting.
Æthelmyr: [1d6 = 4]
Avaril the Average -> Resting.
Æthelmyr: [1d6 = 5]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Why can I not roll dice?
Æthelmyr: [1d8 = 3]
Æthelmyr: [1d10 = 10]
Keah (Eilir): what’s the rolling for?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh, there it goes.
Sam (Xenia): I’ll try to connect early next time we play and level up then. And I’ll make a plan so I’ll be fast.
Sam (Xenia): good night, everyone!
Keah (Eilir): g’ngiht, sam! happy birthday!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Rolling for HP, FG started lagging.
Keah (Eilir): Sam has books now. I made sure of it.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Good night Sam, Happy Birthday!
ElectricCaveman: Any time I’m online, ask and I’ll pull it up for you to mess with.
Sam (Xenia): great. thanks!
Eilir: [1d8 = 4]
Matt (Avaril the Average): I’ll just roll and level up next time. I need to research shit I want and that’ll take some time. Assuming I get any shit this level. I think I get shit.
Keah (Eilir): aw… my first roll was a 5, but it rolled off.
Keah (Eilir): oh well.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’m now at 29hp! Yay!
Keah (Eilir): i’m at 27.
dublish (Æthelmyr): We get ability increase, right?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Should I do STR or DEX?
Keah (Eilir): yep.
Keah (Eilir): I’m going with STR. and when I get a couple more prestige points, I’m burning 6 for more STR.
Matt (Avaril the Average): I’m also going for STR.
Keah (Eilir): why?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Not CHA?
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): wiz uses INT
‘Sam’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
Keah (Eilir): arcane channeling! woo!
Matt (Avaril the Average): STR
‘Sam’ disconnected
Keah (Eilir): i like having best BAB increase. It’s good for power attack.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): i don’t really need intimidate, do i?
DM: Need? Probably not. It’s not useless either, though.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Avaril should do intimidating.
Keah (Eilir): both are true. i have only succeeded on intimidating once, though. i just… my skillset feels lacking.
dublish (Æthelmyr): You’re not a skill character though, right?
Keah (Eilir): i’m not. i get 4 poin--5 points per level. and i’d like to have good mods in my more necessary skills.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): i’m about where i want t obe, though, since i remembered my extra point for being human. so it’s not as bad as i thought.
Keah (Eilir): i can take a skill trick next level.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I went with DEX, figured the extra AC and the better skill increases were worth it over the attack and damage.
Keah (Eilir): i can now push or drag half a ton!
Keah (Eilir): and my medium load is about the same as my weight. lulzy.
dublish (Æthelmyr): And resist fire 5. Cool.
Keah (Eilir): yes.
Keah (Eilir): from the armour.
dublish (Æthelmyr): My light load is still only 66 lbs.
Keah (Eilir): you have the shinies, i have the toys. avaril has the booze.
Keah (Eilir): minei s as well.
DM: One of the items you failed to loot earlier in the campaign raised your effective STR for carrying loads.
DM: I think one of the orcs in the underground crypt was wearing it.
dublish (Æthelmyr): One day, I think I will be able to carry 3 times as much as I can now, but that won’t be for a long time.
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I always regretted not looting them.
Keah (Eilir): aw. belt of ogre strength?
Keah (Eilir): same.
DM: No, it only applied to carrying things
Keah (Eilir): oh. i’m curious what it was now.
DM: It wasn’t from a book. I don’t remember what it was called. It let you carry things as if your STR was 2 higher, or something like that.
Eilir: cool
‘Matt’ disconnected
Keah (Eilir): alright. took a pretty useful spell (in my opinion).
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): and it looks like i’m done, so i’m logging off.
DM: okay
‘Keah’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
‘Keah’ disconnected
Campaign saved.
Campaign saved.
Campaign saved.
‘dublish’ disconnected

Session 17 Chat Log

The Legs of Lolth dublish