Session 25 Chat Log


Chat log started at 8.3.2013 / 18:39:15

3.5E v2.9.2 ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II.
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‘Keah’ connected
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Æthelmyr: [1d20 = 18]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Matt!
Matt (Avaril the Average): I thought it fucking locked up.
dublish (Æthelmyr): You did?
dublish (Æthelmyr): I have no lag. This is amazing.
ElectricCaveman: I have a real upload rate now!
Keah (Denzil): woo!
dublish (Æthelmyr): Into the necropolis we go!
ElectricCaveman: Which also probably means that all the problems Matt has are on his end, not mine.
Keah (Denzil): guess we’ll find out.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Matt, was Arma3 running better than Arma2?
Campaign saved.
DM: So, last time on…
The Legs of Lolth
dublish (Æthelmyr): Bats!
Matt (Avaril the Average): No but my computer’s fucking up on a lot of shit.
Keah (Denzil): and undead things!
DM: And a hole in the ground.
Keah (Denzil): and the green grass grew all around all around and the green grass grew all around
Æthelmyr: Alright, which way are we going?
Keah (Denzil): imdone
Keah (Denzil): do we have a map? there were multiple doors.
dublish (Æthelmyr): We have a map. It’s the map.
Æthelmyr: checks the big double doors for traps.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Search [1d20+7 = 21]
DM: You’ve been wandering around these old catacombs for some time, and these undead were the first you came across anything more interesting than bats or an untriggered trap. The rest fo the place has been grimy, broken, looted, and unpopulated. You entered this room from the bottom left hall.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): I found it. it’s the Generic Combat Map
[w] -> Æthelmyr: You do not find anything out of the ordinary with the doors.
Æthelmyr: Nothing dangerous up here.
Eilir: Shall we then?
Æthelmyr opens the door to take a quick peek.
DM: The door is locked.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Open Lock [1d20+5 = 21]
Keah (Eilir): not for long.
Avaril the Average uses prestidigitation to make dubstep.
DM: The ancient latch is rusty, but you manage to pick it anyway with a bit of extra force. As you do so, a bolt of magical energy blasts from the stone above the door, right at you.
Æthelmyr: Shit.
Keah (Eilir): lookout
DM: [ATTACK (R)] Acid arrow [TOUCH] [FF] [1d20+2 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Æthelmyr] [HIT]
Eilir: Well, I guess since it was still locked, there might be something up ahead.
DM: [DAMAGE (R)] Acid arrow [TYPE: acid,spell] [2d4 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Campaign saved.
Eilir: Are you okay, Æthelmyr?
Æthelmyr: Yes.
Æthelmyr: No.
Æthelmyr: Shut up.
Eilir: No need to be so cranky…
Æthelmyr opens the door.
Avaril the Average: Well that was entertaining.
DM: The magic acid continues to burn your skin
Avaril the Average: Do it again.
DM: [DAMAGE (R)] Acid arrow [TYPE: acid,spell] [2d4 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Eilir: Xenia, we might need your wand up here.
Æthelmyr stops drops and rolls.
Bo-Taar: uhhh xenia?
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Knowledge (arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+9 = 23]
Avaril the Average bursts into laugher.
Æthelmyr: Make it stop!
Eilir: Want me to try to wash it off?
Xenia runs up, pulling wand out
Eilir offers her waterskin.
DM: The acid seems to have run its course.
Avaril the Average: THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFUL THING! This is the greatest analogy I could think of for your incessant fucking prattle!
Æthelmyr: You shut up!
Æthelmyr: Nobody likes you and you’re a bad person!
Keah (Eilir): When did bo-taar get below half health? o.O
David (Bo-Taar): yeah i just noticed that
David (Bo-Taar): bats maybe?
dublish (Æthelmyr): That last fight we were in with the zombies and skeletons.
Keah (Eilir): You might want to keep track of your HP… XD
Xenia: Aetheylmyr, would you like to be healed now?
Æthelmyr: Yes please.
Xenia brandishes the wand.
Campaign saved.
Bo-Taar: while you’re in the healing, perhaps you could heal me?
David (Bo-Taar): sam is perusing the menus of FG
dublish (Æthelmyr): So magic traps have DCs of 25+spell level. I need to pump up my search check a bit.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 5]
Heal [5] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 8]
Heal [8] -> [to Bo-Taar]
Æthelmyr: OK, I think Denzil and Eilir can take point for a while.
Eilir: Works for me.
‘Matt’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
‘Matt’ reconnected
Xenia: I can do a little more for you, hang on!
Keah (Eilir): released denzil for kalyn.
Eilir eyes the stone above the door warily.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Moderate Wounds [2d8+3 = 13]
Heal [13] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Æthelmyr: Oh, thank you, that feels much better.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Moderate Wounds [2d8+3 = 9]
Heal [9] -> [to Bo-Taar]
Eilir: Ready to move on?
Æthelmyr: Yeah, let’s get going.
Eilir leads the way through the door.
Campaign saved.
DM: You proceed into an old, dusty room. It is heavy with grime and cobwebs, but is in better shape than the rest of the catacombs have been. The room is relatively small, and is dominated by a small shrine to some forgotten god. The far side of the room opens to a narrow, dark hallway.
Eilir -> [ABILITY] Intelligence check [1d20+2 = 20]
Keah (Eilir): completely forgotten god?
DM: Much more forgotten than your untrained 10.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Knowledge (religion) [MOD:INT] [1d20+8 = 24]
Keah (Eilir): Okay.
DM: Aethelmyr recognizes some of the symbolism carved on the stone shrine as similar to some other ancient legends from the desert, but can’t identify any specific dieties or domains.
Campaign saved.
Æthelmyr: Doesn’t look like anything important.
Keah (Eilir): Anything else of interest in the room?
Eilir -> [SKILL] Search [1d20+2 = 3]
Keah (Eilir): lol
Æthelmyr: I check the next doors for traps.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Search [1d20+7 = 14]
dublish (Æthelmyr): :(
DM: There is nothing else of interest in the room, nor is there a door. The hallway is open to this room.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Good.
Eilir: Let’s go then.
Æthelmyr: Keep going then.
Eilir cautiously leads the way down the hallway.
Campaign saved.
DM: You make your way down the hall. It is not very long, and opens at the far end into an octagonal room.
Eilir takes a peek inside.
Keah (Eilir): ooooh. fancy schmancy
David (Bo-Taar): nice tiles
Keah (Eilir): needs a grid
‘Zero’ connected
DM: Four statues stand in the center of the room. Along its paremeter several small alcoves are set into the walls, with preserved human corpses resting upright in each. The whole room - walls, statues, and dead people - are covered in cobwebs and dust. Otherwise, the room looks to be in good repair. On the far side, a heavy black curtain covers a gap in the wall.
Campaign saved.
Eilir: Well… this doesn’t look suspicious or dangerous at all…
Æthelmyr examines a statue.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Search [1d20+7 = 15]
Bo-Taar: I wonder what is behind the curtain…
Æthelmyr: You should start hammering at it.
Eilir: Wait. Don’t do anything stupid.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Go all Hamlet on whatever’s Poloniusing us.
Eilir -> [CAST] Detect Magic
DM: The statue is life-sized, of a humanoid woman; it is hard to tell through the dirt whether it is a human, elf, or something more exotic. It is quite well-made, but does not seem to hide anything suspicious or dangerous.
Keah (Eilir): haha
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Search [1d20+7 = 22]
Eilir: detecting on the statues and then the curtain
Æthelmyr searches the corpses for anything good.
DM: You do not pick up any auras from the statues or beyond the curtain.
Eilir: So no magic in here… at least nothing I can detect.
Campaign saved.
DM: Aethelmyr, you do not find anything of value on the corpses by you. Their clothes have been eaten away by bugs, and nothing else seems to be left on them.
Æthelmyr: Hmm.
Eilir: I look up.
Æthelmyr sneaks a peek under the curtain.
Keah (Eilir): anything interesting on the ceilng?
DM: As you pass the corpses nearer the curtain, one of them reaches out to slam you.
Æthelmyr -> [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+5 = 25]
Keah (Eilir): Too bad you don’t get REF saves against attacks.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [FF] [1d20+9 = 26]
Attack [26] -> [at Æthelmyr] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Slam [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+10 = 12]
Damage [12] -> [to Æthelmyr] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
DM: Everyone roll inits
Æthelmyr: Ow!
Æthelmyr -> [INIT] [1d20+4 = 16]
Eilir: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 9]
Xenia -> [INIT] [1d20+1 = 12]
Bo-Taar -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 12]
Avaril the Average -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 8]
Campaign saved.
Eilir: Æthelmyr -> [SAVE] Reflex [25]
Keah (Eilir): oops
DM: Two of the web-wrapped corpses surge to some semblence of life and attack.
Æthelmyr: Bo-Taar, help me!
Keah (Eilir): ooooh… web mummies!
[TURN] Æthelmyr
DM: People need to put their tokens where they are.
Keah (Eilir): Denzil can be here.
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Denzil -> [INIT] [1d20+4 = 6]
Keah (Eilir): yay kalyn!
Campaign saved.
Denzil: sorry i’m late.
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Web Mummy 3] [HIT]
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Mwk Rapier [TYPE: piercing] [1d6+2 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Web Mummy 3]
[TURN] Eilir
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+9 = 25]
Attack [25] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [HIT]
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [TYPE: slashing,magic] [1d8+4 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Web Mummy 4]
Eilir: +1
Zero (Denzil): Do we have a map? I just have the generic combat map and there isn’t anything on it
Keah (Eilir): necropolis vault
dublish (Æthelmyr): We’re on the other one.
[TURN] Bo-Taar
Effect [‘STR: 4; CON: 4; SAVE: 2 WILL; AC: -2’] [D:9] -> [to Bo-Taar]
Zero (Denzil): got it, thanks
David (Bo-Taar): bo-taar RAGE
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [EFFECTS +2] [1d20+14 = 29]
Attack [29] -> [at Web Mummy 3] [HIT]
Bo-Taar -> [DAMAGE (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [MULT:1.5] [EFFECTS +3] [TYPE: bludgeoning(x4)] [3d6+13 = 25]
Damage [25] -> [to Web Mummy 3] [DISABLED]
Keah (Eilir): dead?
[TURN] Xenia
ElectricCaveman: He;s not even using power attack…
Keah (Eilir): nope
David (Bo-Taar): bo-taar SMASH
Campaign saved.
Æthelmyr: Thank you, Bo-Taar!
Sam (Xenia): now he says that when he squishes the spiders at home.
Keah (Eilir): i suppose the nice thing about undead is that disabled = dead
Bo-Taar: Anytime!
Keah (Eilir): HAHA really?
Sam (Xenia): just once.
DM: The body is crushed beneath Bo-taar’s mighty hammer. From the squished remains pours hundreds of tiny spiders.
dublish (Æthelmyr): David wins at spider smashing forever.
Keah (Eilir): OHGOD
Keah (Eilir): time to smash some spiders maybe.
Keah (Eilir): yep
David (Bo-Taar): i feel like mama spider is close by
ElectricCaveman: That’s totally not an ooze. It’s a pile of spiders.
Keah (Eilir): i did look up at the ceiling. but kyle HAD to poke the body.
dublish (Æthelmyr): That’s a big pile of spiders.
Keah (Eilir): anyone know Repel Vermin?
Keah (Eilir): nevermind. it’s a 4th level spell. wow.
Xenia: okay, well I move over by eilir and swing at the mummy.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [1d20+6 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [MISS]
[TURN] Web Mummy 4
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [1d20+9 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Xenia] [MISS]
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Campaign saved.
Avaril the Average: I ready vs. approach.
[TURN] Denzil
Denzil -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Elvencraft Longbow [1d20+6 = 8]
Attack [8] -> [at Broodswarm] [MISS]
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [CRITICAL THREAT]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [CONFIRM] [1d20+5 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [CRIT NOT CONFIRMED]
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Mwk Rapier [TYPE: piercing] [1d6+2 = 8]
Damage [8] -> [to Web Mummy 4] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
[TURN] Eilir
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+9 = 18]
Attack [18] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [MISS]
Keah (Eilir): Okay then.
[TURN] Broodswarm
Campaign saved.
DM: Spiders crawl all over Bo-Taar and Denzil. They both need to make a fort save vs. nausia.
Bo-Taar -> [SAVE] Fortitude [EFFECTS +2] [1d20+10 = 20]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 3]
Damage [3] -> [to Bo-Taar]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 1]
Damage [1] -> [to Denzil]
Denzil -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+6 = 11]
DM: Denzil becomes nauseated by the crawling all over his body.
Denzil -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+6 = 26]
DM: Do you want to claim that one for nausea that I rolled for you, or for the next Fort save you need right now?
DM: You, too, Bo-taar
Zero (Denzil): haha, either way.
Denzil: I’m not much good, so use it for the Fort save i need
David (Bo-Taar): so i need another fort save now?
DM: yep
Bo-Taar -> [SAVE] Fortitude [EFFECTS +2] [1d20+10 = 26]
[TURN] Bo-Taar
DM: You both resist the spiders’ venom
David (Bo-Taar): wheww
Zero (Denzil): whew indeed, but i still feel sick right?x
Campaign saved.
DM: yep
‘David’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
‘Sam’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
ElectricCaveman: We lost Tim!
Keah (Eilir): OHNOES!
ElectricCaveman: On second thought, let’s not call the Tim. ’Tis a silly name.
ElectricCaveman: *them
Keah (Eilir): I still like Samavid.
‘David’ disconnected
‘Sam’ disconnected
ElectricCaveman: It sounds like their genus more than their name.
Keah (Eilir): exactly. sam can appreciate it.
ElectricCaveman: lol
Keah (Eilir): david’s a guy, so i doubt he really cares.
‘David’ connected
‘Sam’ connected
dublish (Æthelmyr): That’s super sexist.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Gender profiling.
Keah (Eilir): it’s okay if it’s true.
Keah (Eilir): but you’re right, that’s sexist.
ElectricCaveman: It’s International Women’s Day. She’s allowed to be sexist because she’s a woman.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Hmph. Women.
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [EFFECTS +2] [1d20+14 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Broodswarm] [HIT]
Keah (Eilir): we’ll go with that.
Bo-Taar -> [DAMAGE (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [MULT:1.5] [EFFECTS +3] [TYPE: bludgeoning(x4)] [3d6+13 = 27]
Damage [27] -> [to Broodswarm] [DYING]
[TURN] Xenia
ElectricCaveman: The other 364 days a year we get to be the sexist ones.
Keah (Eilir): women are pretty sexist all the time, too
David (Bo-Taar): sams still connecting
ElectricCaveman: I need to find monsters that are not so hammer-able…
David (Bo-Taar): lol i do like to hammer
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Peter, you created a monster.
David (Bo-Taar): i thought i wanted a great axe, but i’m liking the hammer
ElectricCaveman: No, just a barbarian.
Keah (Eilir): let’s go find a dragon. but not a really big one. maybe one bob-sized that’s not bob.
Keah (Eilir): your character was made to use that hammer. and the hammer was made for your character.
ElectricCaveman: synergy!
David (Bo-Taar): swarms have minus to piecing and slashing… anything with resist to blunt weapons?
ElectricCaveman: zombies
David (Bo-Taar): oh right
Æthelmyr: Xenia! Hit it!
Keah (Eilir): and… there are other things that resist bludgeoning.
ElectricCaveman: Maybe shapeshifters. DR/silver.
ElectricCaveman: Or dr/cold iron fey-types.
Æthelmyr: Like qua-whatsits.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Like qua-whatsits.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [1d20+6 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [MISS]
ElectricCaveman: quasits?
[TURN] Web Mummy 4
Keah (Eilir): quazars?
dublish (Æthelmyr): What Peter said.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Andred’s got one.
ElectricCaveman: Those are demons, aren’t they?
Keah (Eilir): andred?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Yes?
Keah (Eilir): oh
ElectricCaveman: dr/good and cold iron?
dublish (Æthelmyr): I think that’s good or cold iron.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [1d20+9 = 25]
Attack [25] -> [at Æthelmyr] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Slam [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+10 = 15]
Damage [15] -> [to Æthelmyr] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
Æthelmyr cries out in pain.
ElectricCaveman: Web mummy moans out in undeath.
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Campaign saved.
Avaril the Average: READYVERSUSAPPROACH!
[TURN] Denzil
Æthelmyr: Avaril, stop standing there and magic at it!
Eilir: To be fair, we all are kind of in the way.
Æthelmyr: Make it deader than it already is!
DM: You’re still nauseated, even though the swarm is dead. Just one move action for you this round.
Zero (Denzil): thats all iw as going to do anyways, haha
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Æthelmyr
[TURN] Eilir
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+9 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [HIT]
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [TYPE: slashing,magic] [1d8+4 = 12]
Damage [12] -> [to Web Mummy 4] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
Eilir: +1
DM: +1’d
ElectricCaveman: Oh… who has the light source?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Not me.
Keah (Eilir): I do. Sunrod.
ElectricCaveman: I watched Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World a few nights ago. Who would win in a hammer fight - Ramona Flowers or Bo-Taar?
dublish (Æthelmyr): Scott Pilgrim.
ElectricCaveman: Scott doesn’t have a hammer.
David (Bo-Taar): dont mess around with ramona
ElectricCaveman: This is strictly a hammer fight
Campaign saved.
DM: Are you doing anything else, Eilir?
Keah (Eilir): OMG! Bo-Taar needs a hammer space!
Keah (Eilir): oh. no.
[TURN] Bo-Taar
Keah (Eilir): sorry.
ElectricCaveman: Yes. We must get him a bag of holding, or at least a handy haversack or quiver of Ehlonna.
Bo-Taar: so my turn? did eilir want to do anything?
Zero (Denzil): I think Bo-taar would win. Just saying, He kills everything he hits
Zero (Denzil): usually in one hit
ElectricCaveman: But Ramona is like, an epic-level monk or something.
Keah (Eilir): I hit it.
David (Bo-Taar): oh ok
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [EFFECTS +2] [1d20+14 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
David (Bo-Taar): NOOOOOOO
Keah (Eilir): kalyn, you cursed him.
Bo-Taar: Argh!
Keah (Eilir): or he was trying to roll a 0.
[TURN] Xenia
dublish (Æthelmyr): Are we talking Ramona when she went back to Gideon, or Ramona when she was cool, and Bo-Taar at level 4 or Bo-Taar at some unspecified future awesome?
ElectricCaveman: Okay, Sam. The theme from Brave and the Bold just came on my iTunes. You now must be Batman awesome.
Keah (Eilir): BATSAM!
Xenia: I swing at the web mummy. With chutzpah.
ElectricCaveman: hmm…
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [1d20+6 = 9]
Attack [9] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [MISS]
Sam (Xenia): welp.
dublish (Æthelmyr): That chutzpah didn’t work.
David (Bo-Taar): que bummer
[TURN] Web Mummy 4
dublish (Æthelmyr): You should try turning them.
dublish (Æthelmyr): It.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [1d20+9 = 29]
Attack [29] -> [at Bo-Taar] [DEF EFFECTS -2] [AUTOMATIC HIT]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Save the turning for the next fight.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [CONFIRM] [1d20+9 = 27]
Attack [27] -> [at Bo-Taar] [CRITICAL HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Slam [MULT:1.5] [CRITICAL] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+1g6+20 = 28]
Damage [28] -> [to Bo-Taar] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
Campaign saved.
David (Bo-Taar): hackz
DM: The web mummy smashes Bo-Taar with a vengeance.
[TURN] Avaril the Average
ElectricCaveman: Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Keah (Eilir): DANG.
Keah (Eilir): sam, i hoep you have healing spells left. i REALLY don’t want to camp here.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Clerics can trade spells for spontaneous healing, right?
Keah (Eilir): yes
User ‘Keah’ has gone AFK.
Sam (Xenia): I have a wand full. and a few of mine. we can hook this up.
Avaril the Average -> [ATTACK (M)] Quarterstaff [1d20+3 = 20]
Attack [20] -> [at Web Mummy 4] [HIT]
Avaril the Average -> [DAMAGE (M)] Quarterstaff [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+1 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Web Mummy 4] [DYING]
ElectricCaveman: Okay, now Night on Bald Mountain is playing. This calls for awesome magical stuff.
[TURN] Denzil
ElectricCaveman: Or that.
DM: The mummy crumples, and the spiders within are now coming without.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I think Avaril stole Xenia’s quarterstaff of killstealing.
Zero (Denzil): sorry, got called away, should have said something
Sam (Xenia): haha. now I just have a quarterstaff of no killing.
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Zero (Denzil): i’m just staying away from them
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Knowledge (nature) [MOD:INT] [1d20+8 = 15]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Do I know anything about broodswarms?
Campaign saved.
DM: You know that they are magical beasts, not vermin. They have close ties to the Negative Energy Plane, and therefore the Ethereal Plane, but are not extraplanar.
DM: They are also poisonous, and can inhabit dead bodies and make them move.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Knowledge (arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+9 = 18]
Æthelmyr: Oh, suddenly the corpses make sense.
DM: I was going to keep your 7, but your 9 doesn’t add anything.
Keah (Eilir): that was a lot of information for an 18.
[TURN] Eilir
ElectricCaveman: The bodies were kind of obvious at this point.
Keah (Eilir): i don’t remember how identification scales, thouhg, DC-wise.
Keah (Eilir): true.
Eilir -> [SKILL] Knowledge (Arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+8 = 13]
Keah (Eilir): but that is a good idea. oh well. XD
dublish (Æthelmyr): Usually 10/15/20/etc.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’m just going to avoid fighting, and pretend that I can heal by standing still.
Keah (Eilir): can i use a touch spell on a swarm? or no because it’s a bunch of individuals?
DM: You can touch the swarm. Whether or not it does anything depends on the spell.
Eilir: We’ll try it then.
Eilir -> [CAST] Shocking Grasp
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Shocking Grasp [TOUCH] [1d20+8 = 23]
Eilir -> [SKILL] Concentration (Spell Class +4) [1d20+12 = 24]
Keah (Eilir): crap. forgot to target with the spell.
Campaign saved.
DM: The first single spider you touch gets electrocuted. The swarm takes little notice.
Keah (Eilir): aw. okay.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Lulz.
Keah (Eilir): i figured i’d try.
Eilir: Well that was a bit of a waste.
[TURN] Bo-Taar
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [EFFECTS +2] [1d20+14 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Broodswarm] [HIT]
Bo-Taar -> [DAMAGE (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [MULT:1.5] [EFFECTS +3] [TYPE: bludgeoning(x4)] [3d6+13 = 24]
Damage [24] -> [to Broodswarm] [DYING]
Denzil: that would kill about as much as an arrow of mine, you’re doing well Eilir…
Keah (Eilir): bo-taar’s touch spells work.
David (Bo-Taar): i touch a little harder
Eilir: Yeah, but I wasted a spell… You have more arrows than I have spells.
Keah (Eilir): haha
ElectricCaveman: Some day you’re going to remember to use things like Power Attack and Lucky Dice on a regular basis, and you will be scary.
David (Bo-Taar): one day maybe
Keah (Eilir): btw kalyn, i have a shitton of arrows if you need any. i have almost 100
Æthelmyr runs over and stomps on some spiders.
Eilir nudges the singed one with the toe of her boot.
DM: Bo-taar’s hammer sweeps through the swarm, grinding scores of spiders to nothing more than a stain on the floor. The rest scatter.
Æthelmyr: So.
Bo-Taar smiles with satisfaction
Zero (Denzil): haha, i’ll remember that if i ever run out
Æthelmyr: Curtain, or rest and heal?
Eilir: You and Bo-Taar are bleeding all over the place, so… we should heal up.
ElectricCaveman: I’ve got Bond music now. Curtain.
ElectricCaveman: But sneakily. And with an overabundance of strange, scantily-clad women.
Keah (Eilir): haha
Zero (Denzil): when do i start feeling better?
Xenia: yep. Here…
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Was Bo-Taar raging that whole time?
Keah (Eilir): it was only--oh… yeah, he was.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 7]
Heal [7] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 6]
Heal [6] -> [to Bo-Taar]
Keah (Eilir): denzil should drink some water. he’ll feel better.
DM: Is he done raging?
David (Bo-Taar): yep
Zero (Denzil): mmm, water.
Æthelmyr: If anyone wants to prestidigitate that curtain out of the way, I don’t want to be the first thing whatever is on the other side sees.
Zero (Denzil): i’ll do it, if i’m feeling better
Sam (Xenia): all I have left are cure lights- from the wand, or from me. How healed up do you want to get? all they way, 1d8 at a time?
DM: Yeah. The nausea was just 1 round.
Keah (Eilir): we could always attempt to camp and rest up.
Denzil: cool. well i’ll ready my bow and take a step throw the curtain
Keah (Eilir): we’ll have to at some point anyway.
Keah (Eilir): or we can go through the curtain.
Zero (Denzil): I vote we go through now, we can take whatever is there
Keah (Eilir): this is true.
Zero (Denzil): famous last words. ;)
Keah (Eilir): haha
Keah (Eilir): just be zero, and you’ll be fine.
Zero (Denzil): oh, i’m in
Denzil: ok, here i go
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 2]
Heal [2] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Eilir follows with the sunrod.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 9]
Heal [9] -> [to Bo-Taar]
Æthelmyr: …
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 9]
Heal [9] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Sam (Xenia): there you go.
Æthelmyr: Thank you.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 5]
Heal [5] -> [to Bo-Taar]
Keah (Eilir): we should all chip in to get xenia a new wand when this one runs out. since she’s been using it on us so much. XD
David (Bo-Taar): sure
Zero (Denzil): agreed
Campaign saved.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 7]
Heal [7] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 8]
Heal [8] -> [to Bo-Taar]
‘Matt’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
‘Matt’ reconnected
David (Bo-Taar): about how much is a wand?
Xenia: okay, that should hold you for a while.
Keah (Eilir): depends on the spell level.
David (Bo-Taar): ive never spent any gold so i figure i have some
DM: The room you’re now in is just as webbed and dusty as the last. A large shrine and two sarcophagi are the main ornamentation in the room. Both the sarcophogi are broken open at the lid. Behind the shrine you can see a heavy wooden door. In the far corner to your left sits a massive spider-like creature, some 8 or 9 feet across. It hisses at you angrily.
Keah (Eilir): Of course it does.
Eilir: Bo-Taar… there’s another spider in here for you to smash.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Knowledge (arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+9 = 22]
Eilir -> [SKILL] Knowledge (Arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+8 = 22]
Keah (Eilir): oh yeah! +5 for identifying a creature.
Keah (Eilir): so 27. if it matters.
Zero (Denzil): I shoot, since i readied my bow
Keah (Eilir): lol
DM: Besides what you knew about the little ones, this one can spray super-sticky webbing long ranges, trapping its prey in place.
Eilir: We need to spread out!
Eilir: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 5]
Æthelmyr -> [INIT] [1d20+4 = 21]
Keah (Eilir): unless it’s like spiderman webshot. and then maybe we’re okay.
DM: Roll inits. Denzil can attack as surprise round.
Zero (Denzil): yay!
Denzil -> [INIT] [1d20+4 = 11]
Bo-Taar -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 11]
Xenia -> [INIT] [1d20+1 = 6]
Denzil -> [DAMAGE (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [TYPE: piercing,magic(x3)] [1d8+2 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Tomb Spider]
Zero (Denzil): oh crap, wrong one
Keah (Eilir): haha
Denzil -> [ATTACK (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [1d20+9 = 28]
Attack [28] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
DM: okay, so 6 damage after all
Denzil: yes, haha.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): alright, who’s next?
DM: Avaril init?
Keah (Eilir): he has none.
Avaril the Average -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 4]
Keah (Eilir): see?
[ROUND 1]
[TURN] Tomb Spider
ElectricCaveman: Quick reminder - prestige points, if you have’em
Avaril the Average -> [INIT] [1d20+2 = 20]
Avaril the Average: I don’t see anything, I just see a clump of tokens.
ElectricCaveman: apparently he does have some.
Matt (Avaril the Average): No I don’t.
ElectricCaveman: I traced the room in a drawing. Do you have that now?
Campaign saved.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+12 = 31]
Attack [31] -> [at Denzil] [HIT]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [2d6+7 = 12]
Damage [12] -> [to Denzil] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Denzil: curses! i’m not doing well in this dungeon
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Matt (Avaril the Average): I barely have the room. I don’t have whatever we’re fighting.
[w] Eilir: i would say the problems are DEFINITELY on his end
ElectricCaveman: There is a big spider in the next room, left of Myr and up-left of Denzil.
Avaril the Average: Delay ’til I can see anything.
[TURN] Eilir
Eilir -> [SKILL] Concentration (Spell Class +4) [1d20+12 = 22]
Eilir -> [CAST] Blade of Blood
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+9 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [TYPE: slashing,magic] [1d8+4 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Tomb Spider]
Eilir: +1 cold
Eilir -> [DAMAGE] Blade of Blood [1d6 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Tomb Spider]
David (Bo-Taar): nice
[TURN] Denzil
ElectricCaveman: It actually worked for once!
ElectricCaveman: Congrats!
Keah (Eilir): like a charm!
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): so basically, for david’s benefit, my sickle drips with blood when i attack.
Denzil -> [ATTACK (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [1d20+9 = 28]
Attack [28] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Keah (Eilir): i cast it on my fist once, but i missed by attack. :S it would’ve been awesome.
Denzil -> [DAMAGE (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [TYPE: piercing,magic(x3)] [1d8+2 = 10]
Damage [10] -> [to Tomb Spider] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
[TURN] Bo-Taar
David (Bo-Taar): sadly i am out of rages =(
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [1d20+12 = 18]
Attack [18] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
ElectricCaveman: indeed
[GM] [TURN] Broodswarm
Keah (Eilir): ooooh… going by the description, i can cast blade of blood on OTHER people’s weapons…
ElectricCaveman: yep
ElectricCaveman: That is about the only thing it has over shocking grasp
Keah (Eilir): i could make bo-taar do an extra 3d6 damage.
ElectricCaveman: you could
ElectricCaveman: Because he needs his damage dice doubled…
David (Bo-Taar): muahahaha
Keah (Eilir): he doesn’t, but i COULD.
Keah (Eilir): if there’s something the rest of us can’t hit and we need it dead fast, it would be an excellent idea.
David (Bo-Taar): whaaa?
DM: Another swarm of the little spiderlings crawls up out of the sarcophagus behind Denzil
Keah (Eilir): you have an insane attack mod.
David (Bo-Taar): talking about the new broodswarm
Keah (Eilir): oh.
DM: fort save Denzil
Denzil: AHHHH!
Keah (Eilir): well, go use that insane attack mod!
Denzil -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+6 = 21]
Keah (Eilir): lol poor denzil. if he wasn’t arachnaphobic before, he will be after this.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Denzil]
DM: You fight off the nausea this time. Make your next fort save.
Denzil -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+6 = 12]
Matt (Avaril the Average): THERE WE GO! JESUS FUCKING SHIT! I can FINALLY see the map.
DM: The spider venom quickens your pulse unnatrually. You bleed much more than you normally would.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Poison [1d4 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Denzil]
Campaign saved.
[TURN] Xenia
Denzil: Everyone, i’m dying i’m dying!
Xenia: I move into the room, and seeing Denzil surrounded by spiders and alone, I move toward him.
Xenia: and sweep my quarterstaff along the ground.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [1d20+6 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Broodswarm] [HIT]
Xenia -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+3 = 9]
Damage [9] -> [to Broodswarm] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
Keah (Eilir): quarterstaff of doom!
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Tomb Spider
DM: You grind some spiders into the stone floor, and sling more, splatting them into the shrine.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+12 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Eilir] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Bite [1d20+7 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Eilir] [MISS]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [2d6+7 = 12]
Damage [12] -> [to Eilir] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
DM: Make a fort save against spider venom
Eilir -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+7 = 21]
[TURN] Æthelmyr
DM: You resist it
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Claws (secondary) [1d20-1 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Tail slap [1d20-1 = 2]
Attack [2] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
[TURN] Avaril the Average
Campaign saved.
Avaril the Average -> [CAST] Ray of Enfeeblement [at Tomb Spider]
Avaril the Average -> [ATTACK (R)] Ray of Enfeeblement [TOUCH] [1d20+4 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
[TURN] Eilir
Keah (Eilir): can i tumble AND climb onto the sarcophagus and still attack?
DM: If you can make both the checks
DM: tumble and jump
Keah (Eilir): i think i’ll just hit it. i don’t want to take the aoo from tumbling.
Eilir -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [1d20+9 = 27]
Attack [27] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Eilir -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Heavy Dragonfang Sickle [TYPE: slashing,magic] [1d8+4 = 9]
Damage [9] -> [to Tomb Spider]
Eilir: +1
[TURN] Denzil
Campaign saved.
Zero (Denzil): does that create an aoo?
DM: Swarms don’t get aoos
Zero (Denzil): cool
Denzil -> [ATTACK (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [1d20+9 = 28]
Attack [28] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Denzil -> [DAMAGE (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [TYPE: piercing,magic(x3)] [1d8+2 = 9]
Damage [9] -> [to Tomb Spider]
[TURN] Bo-Taar
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [1d20+12 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
[TURN] Broodswarm
Eilir: We’ve got this, Bo-Taar. You should go work on that swarm.
DM: Fort saves for Avaril and Xenia
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 3]
Damage [3] -> [to Avaril the Average]
Xenia -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+5 = 24]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 3]
Damage [3] -> [to Xenia]
DM: And then another for poison
Xenia -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+5 = 22]
DM: Xenia shakes of both the nausea and venom
[GM] Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 9]
[GM] Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 6]
Sam (Xenia): haha, for a second, I got confused by the "of" instead of "off" and thought I was convulsing from poison and nausea
ElectricCaveman: oops
[GM] Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [9]
[GM] Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [6]
Sam (Xenia): haha. and then david went, Oh good! and I was confused.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): lol
ElectricCaveman: Oh, Matt’s back. Do you want to roll, since I did such a bad job of it?
Matt (Avaril the Average): Well okay.
Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 22]
Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 22]
Keah (Eilir): dang.
ElectricCaveman: You people never want me to roll for you. It’s never good.
[TURN] Xenia
DM: Avaril also avoids the spiders’ ill effects.
Xenia: I cast Summon Monster 1. And summon a fire beetle.
Sam (Xenia): is that how this works? I’ve never used this spell before.
Xenia -> [CAST] Summon Monster I
DM: Well, you have to first either move out of the swarm or make a Concentration check
User ‘Keah’ has gone AFK.
Sam (Xenia): oh, okay
Campaign saved.
Sam (Xenia): I 5 foot step away first.
[TURN] Giant Fire Beetle
DM: Where do you want your bug?
[TURN] Eilir
Sam (Xenia): next to the mama
Sam (Xenia): like, there-ish?
Zero (Denzil): protect meeeeee haha
[TURN] Xenia
Keah (Eilir): are we flanking?
ElectricCaveman: sorry, some wrong clicks in there
DM: yes
Keah (Eilir): i was wondering why it was suddenly my turn. XD thought i had more time.
[TURN] Giant Fire Beetle
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite (Flanking +2) [1d20+3 = 8]
Attack [8] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
DM: The glowing beetle tries to bite the giant spider, but can’t connect
Keah (Eilir): sam… everything you summon has issues with hitting things… :(
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Tomb Spider
Sam (Xenia): my spells never turn out as good as I want
Sam (Xenia): booo
Keah (Eilir): i know the feeling.
Keah (Eilir): hopefully you’ll start doing better like i have been.
Keah (Eilir): uh oh. lagging?
Campaign saved.
DM: [ATTACK #2 (M)] Bite [1d20+7 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Eilir] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+12 = 32]
Attack [32] -> [at Eilir] [AUTOMATIC HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [CONFIRM] [1d20+12 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Eilir] [CRITICAL HIT]
Keah (Eilir): ohshit
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [MULT:1.5] [CRITICAL] [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [2d6+2g6+14 = 32]
Damage [32] -> [to Eilir] [DEAD]
David (Bo-Taar): uhhhh
Eilir: AVENGE ME!
Sam (Xenia): holy crap
Eilir: i got critted and died.
Æthelmyr: No!
Xenia: Eilir!
Zero (Denzil): ugh, that always happens to you… -_-
Keah (Eilir): it does…
ElectricCaveman: lol
ElectricCaveman: ugh indeed
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Mwk Rapier [TYPE: piercing] [1d6+2 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Tomb Spider] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
Keah (Eilir): so… i’ll start thinking about a new character then. WAIT. i have enough gold to be resurrected.
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Claws (secondary) [1d20-1 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Tail slap [1d20-1 = 1]
Attack [1] -> [at Tomb Spider] [MISS]
[TURN] Avaril the Average
ElectricCaveman: I know part of my job is to kill the pcs, but it’s really rather inconvenient to have your main characters die unexpectedly.
Æthelmyr: Avaril, get back!
Keah (Eilir): it’s frustrating, for sure.
David (Bo-Taar): inconvenient, yes
Zero (Denzil): unexpected yes
Keah (Eilir): seriously, though, i have enough gold for raise dead. i’ll take the level hit if they can get me there.
David (Bo-Taar): cant xenia do it?
David (Bo-Taar): shes a cleric right? or is that a high level spell
Keah (Eilir): maybe not. i think it takes 5000gp.
Keah (Eilir): it’s a 5-thlevel spell. but if she can get a scroll she MIGHT be able to pull it off.
Matt (Avaril the Average): I’m thinking.
Matt (Avaril the Average): Does a swarm impede movement?
Sam (Xenia): I can’t do it. I can make it so she never decomposes. but thats all.
DM: no
Avaril the Average: 5foot
Zero (Denzil): we’ll find a way!!
Avaril the Average -> [CAST] Jet of Steam [at Tomb Spider]
Tomb Spider -> [SAVE] Reflex [VS DC 13] [SUCCESS] [1d20+11 = 27]
DM: Concentration check to cast while being swarmed
Campaign saved.
Avaril the Average -> [SKILL] Concentration [1d20+9 = 13]
Avaril the Average: Fuck. Wonderful. Neverfuckingmind.
[TURN] Eilir
Keah (Eilir): 6,125GP for a scroll of raise dead
Eilir is dead.
Matt (Avaril the Average): That still uses the spell, right?
DM: yes
Keah (Eilir): probably about that much to have it cast anyway.
Keah (Eilir): i don’t think i’m coming back guys.
Sam (Xenia): could you reroll with pp, matt?
DM: he could
DM: Oh, and Eilir could be not-dead
Keah (Eilir): oh. yeah i could. is it too late?
Keah (Eilir): i totally forgot about that.
DM: I suppose not. But I already had a device to bring you back :(
Keah (Eilir): if you have a device to bring me back, that’s fine.
DM: You can burn 3 pp to be disabled and unconscious instead of dead-dead
DM: It would save you a level and some monies, at least
Keah (Eilir): but i will burn the 3, since that’s why i have them.
David (Bo-Taar): whewwww
Keah (Eilir): i made sure i had at least 3 when i burned some to raise my strength for just this reason.
Keah (Eilir): and then i forgot. XD;;
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’d burn them, except if Peter already has something in mind…
Keah (Eilir): too late. burning them. no level loss.
Sam (Xenia): you can write a tell-all book when you wake up, about what heaven looks like.
Zero (Denzil): i think thats smart
Sam (Xenia): you’ll make millions!
Keah (Eilir): lol
ElectricCaveman: See, kids? Taking bribes from the DM is important!
Keah (Eilir): haha
dublish (Æthelmyr): Enough to pay for a scroll of resurrection!
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): so i need to perpetually keep a pool of 3PP. JUST in case. unless that was my one, because i didn’t have problems after in the other campaign.
Keah (Eilir): okay. so i’m not dead. yay!
dublish (Æthelmyr): David and Kalyn should get their characters onto OP and start working on a PP pool.
ElectricCaveman: It’ll be like that one series of bad horror movies. Death keeps coming for you.
Keah (Eilir): i’m gonna update my journal and finish pictures and stuff now… >.> not NOW now, but soon.
Zero (Denzil): true
[TURN] Denzil
Denzil -> [ATTACK (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [1d20+9 = 25]
Attack [25] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Denzil -> [DAMAGE (R)] +1 Elvencraft Composite Longbow [TYPE: piercing,magic(x3)] [1d8+2 = 8]
Damage [8] -> [to Tomb Spider]
dublish (Æthelmyr): I keep telling myself to work on journal entries/adventure logs, but then I read WoT instead.
Sam (Xenia): so…was matt going to try to re-roll for a hit? we got distracted by katheryns miraculous recovery
ElectricCaveman: oh, yeah
DM: spend 2 prestige to re-roll your concentration?
Matt (Avaril the Average): No.
Matt (Avaril the Average): Fuck no.
Zero (Denzil): ok, well i hit, haha
Denzil: someone just hit it
[TURN] Bo-Taar
Keah (Eilir): I HAD been, but…
David (Bo-Taar): ok if i can just not roll a 1 or a 2…
Zero (Denzil): and by someone i mean VO-TAAR!
Bo-Taar -> [ATTACK (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [1d20+12 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Tomb Spider] [HIT]
Bo-Taar -> [DAMAGE (M)] Adamantine Goliath Greathammer (Large) [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning(x4)] [3d6+10 = 23]
Damage [23] -> [to Tomb Spider] [DYING]
Denzil: thank you!
Bo-Taar: FOR EILIR!
[TURN] Broodswarm
Sam (Xenia): awww, cause he thinks your dead!
Keah (Eilir): everyone does.
DM: Fort saves
Keah (Eilir): i think.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Jesus saves.
Xenia -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+5 = 22]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Xenia]
Campaign saved.
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Swarm [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [1d6 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Avaril the Average]
DM: And more fort saves
Xenia -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+5 = 8]
Keah (Eilir): aw, sam…
Sam (Xenia): crap
dublish (Æthelmyr): :(
Sam (Xenia): I was doing so well!
DM: Xenia suffers the spider venom’s effects
Matt (Avaril the Average): Me too, right?
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Poison [1d4 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Xenia] [MODERATE DAMAGE]
Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 20]
DM: Avaril avoids the nausea
DM: one more for venom
Xenia: aughhh! they’re biting me! It stings!
Avaril the Average -> [SAVE] Fortitude [1d20+4 = 16]
[TURN] Xenia
DM: Avaril also shakes off the venom
‘Zero’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
Xenia swings her quarterstaff along the ground again.
Xenia -> [ATTACK (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [1d20+6 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Broodswarm] [HIT]
Xenia -> [DAMAGE (M)] Magic Quarterstaff [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d6+3 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Broodswarm] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
‘Zero’ disconnected
Xenia: Then I move over to Eilir.
dublish (Æthelmyr): What heppened to Kalyn?
[TURN] Giant Fire Beetle
Campaign saved.
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+1 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Broodswarm] [HIT]
DM: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+1 = 2]
Attack [2] -> [at Broodswarm] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
DM: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing,slashing,bludgeoning] [2d4 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Broodswarm]
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Tomb Spider
[TURN] Æthelmyr
Æthelmyr -> [ATTACK (M)] Mwk Rapier [CRIT 18] [1d20+5 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Broodswarm] [HIT]
Æthelmyr -> [DAMAGE (M)] Mwk Rapier [TYPE: piercing] [1d6+2 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Broodswarm] [DYING]
dublish (Æthelmyr): That only actually did 3, right?
DM: Right, but it’s still dying
Keah (Eilir): kill ’em dead
dublish (Æthelmyr): There’s even a half-damage modifier available. I need to remember that one.
DM: The spiderlings scatter, leaving you alone in the room with the dead tomb spider.
Æthelmyr: Well.
Æthelmyr: Who wants to spend a night in a tomb?
Xenia leans down to check Eilir.
Eilir is breathing!
Xenia: I think she’s still breathing!
Æthelmyr: No way, that thing almost bit her in half!
Bo-Taar: Incredible! I thought she was a goner
Eilir is prestigious. Or was.
‘Zero’ connected
Æthelmyr: It’s a miracle!
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 2]
Heal [2] -> [to Eilir]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+1 = 9]
Heal [9] -> [to Eilir]
Keah (Eilir): am i conscious now?
DM: yes
Eilir: I’m never going into a crypt again. This is the second time I’ve almost become a resident…
David (Bo-Taar): so can we camp here and get back to full HP? is that how that works?
Xenia looks around at the group.
Xenia: We look like something the cat dragged in.
Campaign saved.
Keah (Eilir): you heal 1hp/level if you have 8 hours of rest. but xenia also gets all her spells back.
Keah (Eilir): and you’ll have your rages back.
Denzil: yea, we need a break
Avaril the Average pokes Eilir in the stomach with his staff.
Zero (Denzil): i take it we killed everything
Avaril the Average: HEY. WAKE UP! I know you’re faking it!
Eilir yanks on the staff.
Eilir: Stop that! I’m awake, you ass.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Xenia gets to burn any remaining prepared spells for cure spells of equal or lesser level, too.
Keah (Eilir): that too.
Sam (Xenia): yep. lets rest.
Keah (Eilir): you got any spells left?
Sam (Xenia): also, in real life, I would like to rest.
Æthelmyr -> [SKILL] Knowledge (religion) [MOD:INT] [1d20+8 = 11]
Æthelmyr examines the shrine, but doesn’t know anything about it.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Midnight in Virginia.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Call it a night?
Keah (Eilir): friday
Sam (Xenia): I would like too. Its been a long day.
Campaign saved.
ElectricCaveman: We can wrap things up here, if people want.
dublish (Æthelmyr): I’m free at 6/5central tomorrow if we want another session. Ditto on Sunday.
Keah (Eilir): That’s fine with me.
Zero (Denzil): i work tomorrow and the next day. 5-11pm
Keah (Eilir): as is that
dublish (Æthelmyr): Also, fuck daylight savings time.
Keah (Eilir): not that. stupid chatlag.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Aw.
‘Matt’ connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
‘Matt’ reconnected
dublish (Æthelmyr): Do you have a set schedule?
ElectricCaveman: Let’s wrap up the game and discuss schedule in Skype. Less lag and stuff.
David (Bo-Taar): agreed
dublish (Æthelmyr): OK.
DM: So, you all set up camp for the night?
Keah (Eilir): okay. xenia expend all spells and then we rest for 8 hours.
DM: Want to roll those dice, then?
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Eilir]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Denzil]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Bo-Taar]
dublish (Æthelmyr): Lulz.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Æthelmyr]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Xenia]
Keah (Eilir): cure minor is so handy
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Eilir]
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Minor Wounds [1]
Heal [1] -> [to Denzil]
ElectricCaveman: lol
Keah (Eilir): everyone gets one but Avaril. because he didn’t get hit.
dublish (Æthelmyr): ?
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+3 = 5]
Heal [5] -> [to Eilir]
ElectricCaveman: he got swarmed
Keah (Eilir): oh yeah. he did.
Xenia -> [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [1d8+3 = 9]
Heal [9] -> [to Denzil]
Keah (Eilir): good
Zero (Denzil): thanks
Avaril the Average: I cast every single spell I have prepared and cause as much destruction as possible with them.
dublish (Æthelmyr): You need to find some spells to copy into your spellbook.
dublish (Æthelmyr): And then get smarter.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Lots smarter.
Sam (Xenia): i’m out
Campaign saved.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Good night.
Sam (Xenia): of spells, I mean.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Oh.
Keah (Eilir): haha
dublish (Æthelmyr): Well.
dublish (Æthelmyr): Good night anyway.
DM: So, you set up camp in the room?
Sam (Xenia): well, I’ll be out of here as soon as we finish setting camp.
Keah (Eilir): well thanks for the heals.
Xenia: one by one!
Zero (Denzil): ok, to skype!
Eilir: Do we camp in the creepy room with the coffins or the creepy room with the statues?
Æthelmyr: Yes.
Sam (Xenia): oh! also, I can do long term care for a day, if we want to camp that long.
Denzil: yes
Æthelmyr: Does it matter? All that separates the two is a flimsy black curtain.
Eilir: True.
Æthelmyr lies down where she’s standing.
Æthelmyr: Good night.
Æthelmyr: I think.
Xenia: Lets stay in here. maybe other scary stuff if afriad of the spider.
Eilir: I’ll take first watch. This sunrod’s got anouther couple hours in it.
Bo-Taar: OK
dublish (Æthelmyr): OK, wake me up when you need to.
Æthelmyr: OK, wake me up when you need to.
DM: As you settle in for your rest, just as all becomes quiet, you hear footsteps echoing behind the door by the shrine.
Æthelmyr: …
Eilir: Of course.
David (Bo-Taar): doh
Zero (Denzil): -_-
Sam (Xenia): dun dun dunnnnnn
dublish (Æthelmyr): To be continued…
Denzil: what do we do?
DM: The door creaks open, and a tall figure in dark, hooded robes steps out.
Æthelmyr: …
Keah (Eilir): Is it… ISADORA!?
Denzil: ah crap
dublish (Æthelmyr): Initiative?
DM: He pulls back his hood, revealing a flat face with large eyes, hairless scalp, and sickly purple, almost grey skin.
Keah (Eilir): VOLDEMORT! EVEN WORSE!
Æthelmyr: …
Bo-Taar: does he have a nose?
Sam (Xenia): haha
Denzil: NO! Where is harry when we need him
Campaign saved.
Æthelmyr: We come in peace?
Keah (Eilir): couldn’t resist. sorry.
Eilir: We come in pieces…
DM: The four tentacles around his mouth twitch as the mind flayer yells directly into your thoughts: "WHO DARES DISRUPT THE GATE?"
Æthelmyr: …
Eilir: ohgods
Æthelmyr points at Avaril.

Session 25 Chat Log

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